The Seven Hottest Current Jazz Players

by DaniellelovesKK on Aug 6, 2008 5:39 PM MDT Comment 6 comments

1. Kyle Korver. He's just so cute. How can you not look at the guy and fall in love with him? Plus when his game is on, he's spectacular. And, he wears knee socks, that is definitely hot.

2. Deron Williams. Before I fell in love with KK, I totally had a thing for D. Will. He most definitely has the skills to pay the bills and he puts on a great show every night. I venture to say that even most of you guys have a secret man crush on Deron.

3. Ronnie Brewer. Brewer's inside game makes him irrisistable to quite a few girls I know. He's definitely a sharp dresser, and his earrings make my heart melt.

4. Ronnie Price. Have you seen his arms? He may be 'little' for NBA standards, but he is built like a Greek statue.

5. Morris Almond. One time I met him. That's hot.

6. Mehmet Okur. Memo is hot, from like 20 feet away! At least he always tries to have a fashionable hairdo.

7. _________. Unfortunately the rest of the team was slapped by the ugly stick and they are so not hot. Sorry boys.

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Ouch.

No number seven, huh? Not even Harpring or Millsap? Collins? Fes with his bleached hair? I think your list is pretty funny. And there is no secret to my man crush for Deron Williams. My mom would definitely agree with you on Ronnie B, but she would include Miles in there. Whenever she sees them on tv she says, “they are so cute. I just want to have em over and cook them some dinner.” As you can tell, she is pretty motherly.

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by clarkpojo on Aug 6, 2008 6:11 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Hah.

I try to pretent that Matt isn’t on the team. Millsap is nice, but he never looks happy and that’s not hot. I thought about putting in Collins as #7 as a joke, but that isn’t very nice. And, Fes just isn’t hot, sorry. As for CJ, he has some jacked up teeth and I can’t get over that. If he were to get braces he’d be # 5 or 6.

by DaniellelovesKK on Aug 6, 2008 6:26 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nothing wrong with jokes

And jokes aren’t always nice. :)

Nice list, though I think you cheated with the #7. :)

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by UtesFan89 on Aug 6, 2008 6:45 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wait...

is this a “hottest” Jazz-player contest, or who our mothers would most like to have over for dinner?
Not sure on the hottest thing (sorry), but my mother would probably go with Deron. And J-Slow would be way down on the list, right after pretty much everyone else in the NBA.

The Utah Jazz. The Jazz... duh.
The best NBA team in Utah... no doubts about it!
Playing For Pride. Pirates, Utes, Panthers, and more...
Because, in the end, only one team can "win it all".

by UtesFan89 on Aug 6, 2008 6:44 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

i don’t hate harp so i’d probably put him up there; as for the rest of the ugly stick-slapped team, i’d have to put jerry above any of them. ha.

by moni on Aug 6, 2008 6:31 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

I 'heart' D-Will

I’m with clarkpojo.. I have a serious man-crush on D-Will. I saw him at an In-n-Out in Vegas just before he left for China, and I was as giddy as a school girl..

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by neff on Aug 7, 2008 1:52 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs