Deron Williams player preview
by clarkpojo on Nov 3, 2009 9:54 PM MST
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TEN THINGS DERON WILLIAMS WILL DO THIS SEASON:
1. Make the All-Star team
2. Score 20 points a game
3. Dish out 12 assists a game
4. Dunk over Andrew Bynum
5. Call out a teammate during a public interview
6. Record a triple-double
7. Tweet that "Fantastic Mr. Fox was a feel-good movie."
8. Throw an alley-oop to Ronnie Brewer.
9. Receive an alley-oop from Kyrylo Fesenko.
10. Score 50 points in a game.
TEN THINGS DERON WILLIAMS WONT DO THIS SEASON
1. Defend his skills title at the All-Star game
2. Cry. Or Quit.
3. Get a DUI.
4. Punch someone in the face in public and give the cops a fake name.
5. Guest star on Entourage or House.
6. Come to my birthday party, even though I have invited him.
7. Let the Hornets beat the Jazz.
8. Play less than 40 minutes a game.
9. Hoist a championship trophy.
10. Win the MVP award. Sorry, Deron. We still love you.
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We love Deron because ...
nobody on the Jazz has every thrown his entire life into being a guy for Utah to enjoy. Lives here in the offseason. Hosts public birthday parties for Ronnie B. and CJ. Hosts dodgeball tournaments with KK. And goes for 20 and 12 this season.
Is there anything he can’t do?
Oh yeah, he can’t win us a championship all by himself. But we still love him.
by Yucca Man on Nov 4, 2009 12:11 AM MST reply actions 0 recs
Very well put. He is a fantastic face of the franchise.
The more you try to erase me, the more that I appear.
by clarkpojo on Nov 4, 2009 6:00 AM MST up reply actions 0 recs
4. Punch someone in the face in public and give the cops a fake name.
He won’t do that his season because he checked that item off as a rookie. ;)
by kris247 on Nov 4, 2009 4:58 PM MST reply actions 0 recs
That's my point. He has matured.
The more you try to erase me, the more that I appear.
by clarkpojo on Nov 4, 2009 6:21 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
I've said this before, but I'll say it again -
I like D-Will the same way I liked Bird when I was 10. I’m a grown man, a cynical man, a man with a good perspective on the ultimate import of professional sports….but I love DW! I’m a fan.
I'll make it coach.
by MTN on Nov 6, 2009 3:05 PM MST reply actions 0 recs
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