Game Thread - Minnesota Timberwolves @ Utah Jazz
Minnesota Timberwolves at Utah Jazz, Dec 14, 2009 7:00 PM MST
To steal LHM's catchphrase, "You know these guys."
Despite how poorly the Timberwolves are playing and how well the Jazz are playing, the Peskies (as Hot Rod would call them) always play the Jazz tough and have beaten them a lot when they probably shouldn't have. It's all about the matchups.
Anyway, the Jazz will catch a break at Ryan "Freakin'" Gomes will be out.
Coincidentally (ironically?) the Jazz will have their full roster for the first time this season. Yes, 13 full players will suit up. I'm not forgetting Hapring but when you spend more time on the court with a mic in hand than you do with sneakers on, you're on the team on paper only. Sad.
Anyway, the Jazz need a win before heading on their pre-Christmas 5-game east-coast roady, something that they should get. It could be the classic let-down game but maybe, just maybe the Jazz are peaking out a little bit more around the proverbial corner.
Sounds like there are still plenty of tickets available for the game as Locke is using the Jazz Dancing team in Santa Suits as a motivator to buy tickets.
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I do not think I would like to be playing for the T-Wolves tonight.
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Post game drive-by
vroom!
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by Gils_Keloids on Dec 14, 2009 11:04 PM MST up reply actions
Locke just turned an interview
with Kevin Love into a Carlos Boozer love-fest. That kind of single-minded focus takes some talent.
by Patrick517 on Dec 14, 2009 7:01 PM MST reply actions 1 recs
so someone with a more detailed memory than mine--
do we only have trouble beating the peskies in their house is is it in our house too?
no hard numbers on this
but I’m pretty sure it’s just on the road.
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They beat us here near the end of last season on a buzzer beater by Rodney Carney.
The more you try to erase me, the more that I appear.
someone tell me off
I’m watching this at work (instead of working)
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um
I’m trying to multitask at the office too. So… I’m not going to tell you off.
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By 'multitask' you mean
watch a stream and post on here, right?
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Did anyone watch FastForward last week?
Memo Okur confessed to conducting scientific experiments that caused the world-wide blackout.
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I was just correcting you, you said FastForward.
But no, I haven’t been following it. Liked the book though.
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Here is one of the main characters in the show.

The more you try to erase me, the more that I appear.
He shoots three pointers with his toe on the line.
The more you try to erase me, the more that I appear.
And Harpring was right on. Flynn cannot guard Deron in the post.
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I don't think there's a PG in the league that can.
He’s too big.
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He is the best low post presence in the league
He reminds me a little of Greg Ostertag/Jarron Collins mixed into one. Except hes not black..
by bucimislover on Dec 14, 2009 7:28 PM MST up reply actions
Welcome. Do you really know Fes? We are all huge fans and wish he got more time. At least a bunch of us.
The more you try to erase me, the more that I appear.
Congratulations to the 76ers on breaking their 12 game skid.
And I love games like NOH vs. Dal. It’s a win-win situation for us.
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wow
our roster= 1 great player, 9 good players, and 2-3 afterthoughts. we probably have more “good players” than any team in the league. we have so many good assets, if we could only trade a couple of our good players for 1 more great player we’d be in business. not enough time to go around for all these dudes right now.
Easy, Bucim. You are starting to make me think that you believe what you are saying. Fess is great, but still has a ways to go.
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Listen here, clarpo
DWill and Boozer are pretty good and everything, but Sloan really needs to believe in Fess more..AND SO DO YOU.
by bucimislover on Dec 14, 2009 7:36 PM MST up reply actions
I really do. Believe me. I am the probably the biggest Fes supporter there is. He deserves more minutes than he is getting.
But he isn’t a superstar or anything. Not yet at least. Still needs to learn what to do with the basketball from 10+ feet.
The more you try to erase me, the more that I appear.
I'd argue
that I’m just as big a Fes supporter as you.
Free Fesenko!
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by UtesFan89 on Dec 14, 2009 8:35 PM MST up reply actions 1 recs
you haven't been in the game thread
don’t encourage him/her/it.
Uh, do you think you could draw me like a ninja?
I meant clarkpojo...
is that who you’re talking about?
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+1
and read through the thread at your own risk. Some words weren’t meant to be in a basketball game thread, and have appeared in this one far too many times.
I got the crap beat out of me in Provo one time
Hm I was thinking more along the lines of Jarron Collins
speaking of him, i can’t believe he’s still on an NBA roster
by bigdog'sshades on Dec 14, 2009 7:36 PM MST up reply actions
At least he's experimenting with the lineup in the first quarter
Not down the stretch
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Dude, check it
we have already used NINE different players in this game. There were several games this season when we didn’t DRESS nine players.
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so I like to exaggerate.
so shoot me. like a million times. :)
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Check out AK's fully lengthy hair
it’s long enough to lie flat now! WEIRD
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Fess!
With the dunk on the assist from Korver! Are we sure this is the 09-10 season?
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by BC7 on Dec 14, 2009 7:42 PM MST via mobile reply actions
I just like having Fes in on defense. The other team just doesn't get dunks and layups for the most part.
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That didn't look too shabby
Steal, + Fill the Lane + Dunk
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No, I'm just someone who appreciates real basketball
My starting lineup:
Fess
.
.
.
.Doesn’t matter
by bucimislover on Dec 14, 2009 7:47 PM MST up reply actions
bucimis lover is to FESS as Shums is to KOOF
by Basketball John on Dec 14, 2009 7:48 PM MST up reply actions
KOOF is pretty good too
But not as good as FESS
by bucimislover on Dec 14, 2009 7:49 PM MST up reply actions
BTW
I spent about 30 minutes today in my office watching YouTube clips of Deron ninjaing people.
I highly recommend this to everyone.
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by BC7 on Dec 14, 2009 7:45 PM MST via mobile reply actions
Booz...
Grab that sh**!
Hahahaha!
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by BC7 on Dec 14, 2009 7:47 PM MST via mobile reply actions
The problem with the Jazz trading for another great player right now is this:
There is major parity in the league right now. At this point only 3-4 teams feel like they are already out of the playoffs. And if the Jazz are going to get a great player, they are going to have to sneak one from a team looking to dump salary. But I can’t find teams that are going to be in this position. As of now, the only difference makers that might be available are probably Michael Redd and Caron Butler. But in a month or so, after a few teams have lost a bunch more games, we may be able to find a better trade partner.
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by clarkpojo on Dec 14, 2009 7:50 PM MST reply actions 1 recs
So sick!
And my man crush grows…
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by BC7 on Dec 14, 2009 7:51 PM MST via mobile reply actions
That is how you play point guard in the NBA. Like a damn surgeon.
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Yeah I brought that post over here.
had to make sure this bunch saw it!
Totally awesome write up fer sure!
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... I seriously can't do anything more than shake my head and grin at that wraparound dribble.
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That's it
Changing my rec league number from 12 to 8.
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Of course!
Only other number was 5 – for a bloke called James Hird (Aussie Football) – but I went back to 12
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Okay. Deron has been unbelievable. But Flynn is playing well too.
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Where have you been all my threads? This is great stuff. Unabashed love for the big Ukrainian.
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I don't know. I need someone to tell me so 3-4 times.
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Ok. Fess is better than everyone.
Especially Korver
by bucimislover on Dec 14, 2009 7:56 PM MST up reply actions
I think I proposed a catch phrase for the Jazz this year a couple games back:
“Just wait till Fess comes in!”
I got the crap beat out of me in Provo one time
OR
“It’s going to suck when Fess comes out!”
by bucimislover on Dec 14, 2009 7:58 PM MST up reply actions
I bet Deron drinks Dos Equis
He is the most interesting man in the world!
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by BC7 on Dec 14, 2009 7:57 PM MST via mobile reply actions
Fess is the funniest man in the world
I bet he drinks Dos Equis too.
by bucimislover on Dec 14, 2009 7:59 PM MST up reply actions
By the way ... what's going on in the game?
My stream just klunked out.
I got the crap beat out of me in Provo one time
What about the other end?
Anything coming out there?
by Basketball John on Dec 14, 2009 8:01 PM MST up reply actions
Probably poop.
But I’m not sure about that one :)
by bucimislover on Dec 14, 2009 8:02 PM MST up reply actions
They gave us ALL the info last time
I feel like they’re leaving out details
by Basketball John on Dec 14, 2009 8:03 PM MST up reply actions
Any chance Jerry...
Says something about the poor defense played in the first half? Can I put money on the fact that he will mention how many “easy buckets” they got in the first half?
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by BC7 on Dec 14, 2009 8:03 PM MST via mobile reply actions
i kinda hope the twolves keep this close
if they do deron could get 50.
that would be worth putting off studying for my law finals
by Alexandria VA on Dec 14, 2009 8:04 PM MST up reply actions
and for my medical school finals
glad to see i’m not the only one doing that right now :)
by bigdog'sshades on Dec 14, 2009 8:06 PM MST up reply actions
If Sloan had played Fess all 48 minutes
He’d have 24 rebounds.
by bucimislover on Dec 14, 2009 8:06 PM MST up reply actions
You know, what does it mean when the freaking Peskies...
are on track to score about 110 about the Jazz D?
I got the crap beat out of me in Provo one time
Veteran Move by Deron
To draw the foul on Flynn right there.
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by BC7 on Dec 14, 2009 8:07 PM MST via mobile reply actions
Oleksiy Pecherov is having a great game so far.
The jazz should probably double team him. Maybe put Fess on him..He’s probably the only one on the team who could take him.
Maybe you're the only one with no basketball IQ
Who are you going to fellate next?
by bucimislover on Dec 14, 2009 8:09 PM MST up reply actions
... and that's about twice as often as I need to see the word "fellate" in one thread. :S
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Is this for real? This is the most ridiculous picture I have ever seen.
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what do you mean by real?
as in an actual ninja assassin?
or the actual cover photo for a low-budget porn flick?
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She fits the above porn discussion.
Figured a scantilly clad lady might be better than some guy wearing a drape. :)
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I'm rather grateful to be spared the dude in a drape.
I got the crap beat out of me in Provo one time
Correct me if I am wrong, but isn't a ninja supposed to be about stealth?
She is dressed as an anti-ninja.
The more you try to erase me, the more that I appear.
Without Ninja, we'd be losing by about 20
That means nobody else is showing up.
I got the crap beat out of me in Provo one time
Just play some defense and let Deron do his thing.
And David James and company are going to do all they can to jinx Deron out of a career game.
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don't know if this has already been mentioned
but someone in here has gotta know deron’s career high in pts. what is it?
It was against Dallas last season. 43 would be my guess.
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STrike that. Two years ago. Deron scored 41. We did lose that game though.
The more you try to erase me, the more that I appear.
Listen closely...
and you might here Jerry shattering a clipboard and throwing a bag of ice at Ostertag Fesenko.
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by BC7 on Dec 14, 2009 8:14 PM MST via mobile reply actions
And Fess is not really Baba Yaga
because Baba Yaga is female.
I got the crap beat out of me in Provo one time
Fess hails from Dnepropetrovsk
He reminds me a little bit of Mikhail Andreyevich Miloradovich.
by bucimislover on Dec 14, 2009 8:24 PM MST up reply actions
You know, this reminds me about my theory of languages
When God created the world, he allotted only so many consonants and vowels. Things were great until the Tower of Babel happened.
Then all the consonants ended up in Eastern Europe. The vowels are in the Pacific Islands.
I got the crap beat out of me in Provo one time
ha
I have seen this picture everywhere. Different captions each time though.
by Bobby Joness on Dec 14, 2009 8:26 PM MST up reply actions
But Deron isnt Japanese either
Deron hails from Illinois
by bucimislover on Dec 14, 2009 8:21 PM MST up reply actions
Did you lose a bet?
That you would have to say only positive things about Fesenko for an hour and talk smack about Deron Williams on a Jazz blog?
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Didn't you see Beverly Hills Ninja? They come in all shapes and sizes.
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By the way
now’s a good a time as any to thank anyone who participated in the SLC Dunk fantasy football league. It was good times. (I say “was” because I’m about to go down to a sound defeat at the hands of UtesFan89. Unless Kurt Warner throws six touchdown passes in the second half.)
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Stranger things have happened. SLCdunk league is the only thing I have now that I was eliminated twice yesterday/today.
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I was rooting for you to go undefeated.
you know, once I lost.
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I would like to apologize for the beatdown.
My team seems to have picked it up (for the most part) the last couple of weeks.
Nice to see, I guess…
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Okay, everyone, let's take it easy with the photos.
If for no other reason than they slow the page down when you reload it.
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CJ!
Made it to the bench. Hooray!
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BTW....
Can we blame Kobe for making CJ sick? I mean I’m sure while he was guarding him he caught some germs.
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And we know Kobe's little virus nearly caused the NBA itself to implode
so what’ll that kind of bug do to a guy as mortal as CJ?
I got the crap beat out of me in Provo one time
Hey guys...
I haven’t been on in like 3 games…
Have I missed anything?
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you're beating me in the fantasy playoffs.
Oh, and some guy named Deron is really good.
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Fesenko
is amazing!
(Sorry, personal bias kicking in there)
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by UtesFan89 on Dec 14, 2009 8:34 PM MST up reply actions 1 recs
...
Re: Deron. That was expected
Re: FF. See, that’s what happens when you leave the ex-Ute (Smith) on the bench. You suffer.
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Because Memo's confused on D
Usually it’s just Boozer just yelling “Memo, help!”
But now everyone else is trying to use Boozer’s Defensive Strategy, and Memo just doesn’t know what to do anymore.
I got the crap beat out of me in Provo one time
Rageguy
is a powerful tool, and should not be unleashed without due deliberation.
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Siler just tweeted
that they showed a D-Will Coors Light type ad to help promote him for the all-star game. Hopefully this gets posted on YouTube like NOW!
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and hopefully it doesn't jinx our performance for the rest of the evening
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FWIW...
Flynn is shooting 32% from down-town this season (0.8/2.6 treys/game).
He’s 4-4 tonight, and 6-7 against the Jazz in 2 games.
WHY US???
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I know...
I was just hoping it was something else…
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OK...
so, Fesenko is getting a ton of love, and he’s played 2:29 in the game.
I’m worried…
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Almost makes my picture seem irrelevant
(along with the Free Fesenko in my sig)
Free Fesenko!
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Sloan will kill him when he finds out he has been posting on this site the whole game
by Bobby Joness on Dec 14, 2009 8:41 PM MST up reply actions
Yeah he's playing too much...
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You know nothing about basketball
The Orioles Suck!
Kill Korver!
by bucimislover on Dec 14, 2009 8:43 PM MST up reply actions
Have we
I mean, has slow called a time-out this half?
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I think we need a coach that actually appreciates talent
And plays his star players more than 2:29 per game!
Is anyone else's feed suddenly showing Dallas and NO?
I got the crap beat out of me in Provo one time
The right panel
on the scorer’s table hasn’t been right in like a week.
These are things I look for when Minnesota has a lead in the 3rd quarter at the ESA.
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Wait... 3 games
and I missed Boozer turning into crap?
/overreaction
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Trade Korver for Pecherov!
The Orioles Suck!
Kill Korver!
by bucimislover on Dec 14, 2009 8:47 PM MST up reply actions
I think this just proves...
when we’re leaning on Deron to carry the team offensively, we’re screwed.
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Food for thought....
Are we better off w/o AK? I think he just throws everyone off.
I don’t know why, just throwing that out there.
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I think were better off without Korver
The Orioles Suck!
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by bucimislover on Dec 14, 2009 8:51 PM MST up reply actions
I think I might agree
but it’s only been 1 game so far.
Let’s give it a couple of games.
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It just seems..
like when he is in the lineup he is either making the fantastic play, or crapping down his leg.
I’d much rather get some consistency for my $17 million per.
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So has Korver
The Orioles Suck!
Kill Korver!
by bucimislover on Dec 14, 2009 8:51 PM MST up reply actions
Fess is having the worst game of his life.
:( But its still better than Korvers
The Orioles Suck!
Kill Korver!
by bucimislover on Dec 14, 2009 8:54 PM MST up reply actions
We the Jazz!
All we do is miss FTs, avoid shooting treys, fail to defend the paint, leave the perimeter open and occasionally run the pick-and-roll
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Fess's tip in wasn't!
The Orioles Suck!
Kill Korver!
by bucimislover on Dec 14, 2009 8:55 PM MST up reply actions
Wow. Free throws absolutely killing us. Oh and interior defense.
The more you try to erase me, the more that I appear.
It hasn't been all his fault. We are routinely allowing penetration without even slowing down the guy.
The more you try to erase me, the more that I appear.
You are not funny
The Orioles Suck!
Kill Korver!
by bucimislover on Dec 14, 2009 8:55 PM MST up reply actions
I wish you were too
The Orioles Suck!
Kill Korver!
by bucimislover on Dec 14, 2009 8:56 PM MST up reply actions
Don't want to fan the flames....
but he has been awful. Like really not good. Sorry UtesFan89!
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http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/facepalm.jpg
The Orioles Suck!
Kill Korver!
by bucimislover on Dec 14, 2009 8:57 PM MST up reply actions
I know.
But I’m not watching the game, so I’ll just pretend you’re saying it to piss me off.
(Note: It’s working).
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I thought it was accurate.
And pretty funny. When a dude’s skills defy simile, well he’s pretty “special.”
I got the crap beat out of me in Provo one time
11-24 FTs...
Without Deron, we’re 1-12.
Let that sink in for a bit.
And if you want to go punch the coach or a stuffed animal or something, you have my permission.
Just avoid the wall, because that might hurt.
And computer screen, because then you can’t read all this.
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He's obviously not running enough FT drills
(I took a high school basketball class for fun, and we were shooting 15+ FTs/day)
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Wow. I wish Korver would stop shooting that shot right now.
The more you try to erase me, the more that I appear.
Me too
He sucks
The Orioles Suck!
Kill Korver!
by bucimislover on Dec 14, 2009 8:59 PM MST up reply actions
Don't know why, but gonna go to the big screen for a bit.
Way too much misery noise comming from the other room.
Might need a medic, is there a Dr, in the house?
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Speaking of House...
dang it! I missed Lie To Me.
Now I’m even more depressed
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I don't like this lineup to open the fourth. A bunch of rusty guys out there. And by a bunch I mean two.
The more you try to erase me, the more that I appear.
To effectively rebound, you must control the ball in your hands.
The more you try to erase me, the more that I appear.
Late whistle....
Here comes rxmike12….
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PAGING BASKETBALL JOHN
Why did you warn me: the picture or the comment?
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Kill Korver!
Most of the thread really.
Pic and comment was the straw.
by Basketball John on Dec 14, 2009 9:03 PM MST up reply actions
Honestly...
I think Wesley looks rested…
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Query
Where has Matthews been all my life? And by “all my life” I mean “since the first quarter”
Uh, do you think you could draw me like a ninja?
...
1- I have no idea. Probably on the bench (or in the locker room during half-time).
2- You have led a very short life, my friend.
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GRAB THE BALL!!! IM TALKING TO YOU KORVER!
He thinks he is still in the dodgeball tournament.
The more you try to erase me, the more that I appear.
Korver is stinking it up...
I know he’s sick, but why not give CJ a look? We need a spark… Korver isn’t that guy.
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Yeah
but he’s on the bench for the 2nd half, and available (according to many tweets)
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True
though if we need offense, CJ & Matthews would be my 1st & 2nd options (not necessarily in that order)
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Don't worry, we still have the fifth quarter
We’ll get them then.
by Basketball John on Dec 14, 2009 9:05 PM MST reply actions
Really?
We’re going to be 0-3 against the Timberwolves before the end of 2009?
They’ll be lucky to have 6 wins… and half of them will be against the Jazz.
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True...
though if we miss the playoffs…
NO! Wait… I’m not going to think about that (yet)
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Maybe I have a bad attitude, but
why is it these type of games make all the good feelings from the last couple of games disappear?
Because these are the types of games that championship type teams win without a problem.
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because the teams that really matter
are the ones that show up to play hard no matter who or when.
I got the crap beat out of me in Provo one time
NO!
So how many do I get?
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by bucimislover on Dec 14, 2009 9:09 PM MST up reply actions
Tough call on that block. Jefferson looked in good position.
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His feet were in the restricted area
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As terrible as we've been this half...
We are only down 4 w/ 8.5 left….
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Harpring:
“I don’t know if the TWolves have the experience to close things out…”
Um. Didn’t they just close us out a couple weeks ago?
YEp. Harpring pretty much sealed the deal with that comment.
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I guess Sloan just planned on playing Korver 14 minutes no matter what.
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Yep
I hope it was worth it (I’m leaning towards no though.
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How about we pick and roll DWill/Booz like 44094904040 times in a row, please?
They can’t guard it well.
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Nope, no D anywhere
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News flash
our bigs suck.
Especially when it comes to avoid fouls
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OMG
What’s wrong? Why doesn’t Jerry try CJ? We need some kind of kickstart.
by KaBar6 on Dec 14, 2009 9:12 PM MST via mobile reply actions
Because you don't lose your rotation spot to injury
so Korver is save.
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Welcome back Mr. Matthews!
AND 1!!!
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Great shot Matthews!

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by bucimislover on Dec 14, 2009 9:13 PM MST up reply actions
I like this intensity better. There may still be enough time.
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anyone notice the deron JINX from a few weeks ago?
when asked to predict the jazz’s finishing position in the NW he said “i guarantee we won’t be the 5th place team.” these struggles with the twolves have to be some kind of karma payback for that statement
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Booze
curious… how often does he finish with a + in the +/- column?
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I know and I agree completely.
But it’s still interesting… no matter how well he does offensively, his number never seems to be above 0.
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It means that as much as he scores...
he doesn’t help stop his guy (or whoever is driving in) on the other side…
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It means how many more/less points than the opponents do the Jazz score when he's in the game.
I got the crap beat out of me in Provo one time
lol, I know what the meaning of +/- is...
I just want to know how it relates to the Jazz.
You can’t tell me we’d have a better record w/o Boozer this year.
Probably not
but that’s highly related to his stretch of like 2 weeks where he played out of his mind (and up to his contract)…
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Because AK, while not always scoring,
does help out elsewhere on the court (though that doesn’t seem all that impressive, given his contract).
That said, yeah… both are overpaid
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I think it has more creedence when you look at a whole season's worth of stats. One game, not so much, but at some point it means your team plays better when you are on or off the floor.
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are you implying that his awesome double-doubles aren't good enough?
you want him to actually help the team win?
Pretty soon you’ll want Harpring to belatedly make all those layups he missed.
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Nah...
I’m just glad Harpring is gone (though his toughness might be nice sometimes)
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I think vromanite came up with it...
He had an accompanying image as well. We should have an SLCDunk image page.
Millsap blocks have ignited big runs as of late. Let's hope this one does too.
Deron passed that ball to Brewer too early.
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Did someone bookmark BadCall.com for me?
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Kevin Love and his Power Glove are so bad.
But remember: Fred Savage got the girl, and little Jimmy Woods won at Super Mario Bros. 3.
/thewizard
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And the whole family lived happily ever after in Vernal, Utah at the dinosaur museum.
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My favorite part is when Savage tips a girl with a 20 and says, "keep the change."
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Millslapped x2!
Sorry I had to…
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LOVED seeing Millsap angrily clap his hands like that over on the bench.
Homeboy doesn’t want to lose. Good.
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It's nice to see...
guys like that. Not wanting to pile on, but we have a certain Russian who doesn’t seem that way to me. Another reason for my previous comment about being better off w/o him.
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I wanted to run a poll to see what you guys thought. Who do you know on the team that wants to win above ALL else?
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I think it's quite obvious....
Deron, Millsap, Coaching Staff. That’s about it.
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E3 maybe
haven’t had much time to see him.
And Matthews.
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I think Matthews situation puts him in pretty desperate times.
But I agree. He seems like he is willing to do the little things to get a win.
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Yep.
He seems willing to show up defensively and all that.
Yeah, he needs to if he wants to stick, but still.
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c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon
by Basketball John on Dec 14, 2009 9:25 PM MST reply actions
I wish everyone knew that the English office is 1,000 times better than the american version.
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I really need to watch this English version
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Yes. If you like the american office, chances are that you won't like the English version. But it is better in every way.
Dirtier though.
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Not a big fan of the American version
some parts are funny though
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Sorry
British Office is one of the few British shows/versions I don’t like all that much.
I got the crap beat out of me in Provo one time
You watched the American version first I am assuming.
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I really like Corey Brewer
but when a possession comes down to a Brewer jumper (just like the Jazz version), things are good.
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Keep the crowd in the game!!!
And let’s finish this beeeeeyyyyyyyotch!
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Ok haven't the Jazz guy messed with these guys long enough?
Time to put this baby to bed scoring 10 more while they do.
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Boozer...
even yells for a Millslap!
AHHHHHHHHHH!
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Millsap's hosting a block party, all the Peskies are invited
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And my fantasy team is loving every second of it!
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But only the 'Sap show.
The rest of this (save Deron, of course) is really frustrating
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we've been pressing on offense the whole second half.
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Paging Referees....
It’s ok to give a rookie his 6th foul…
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Apparently only for Booz...
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Not unless he's a 4th year rookie named Paul Millsap
I got the crap beat out of me in Provo one time
haha, a fourth year rookie
it’s funny because it’s true.
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Slid right underneath Boozer. Tough call again.
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Gotta foul them. Can't let them shoot here. Harpring is really wrong on this one.
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Yep.
Especially when you notice that they’re shooting 68.8% from the line.
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(and
71.1% for the season … good for 28th in the league)
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They can hold the ball and shoot it and we have 2 seconds at most.
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Maybe. Just maybe. and they will be the bane of our existence.
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And who is mother ass? The wicked stepmother of mothergoose?
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My wife has had to resuscitate me 11 times in the last 3 minutes.
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don't push her so hard Clark.
She might watch the end of the game first next time!
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One for all...
Why do I always feel like I need to shower after a close Jazz game?
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Deron w/ the step back jumper....
Book it.
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i hate that play
it has worked at the end of the game about 3 times out of 20 tries
by bigdog'sshades on Dec 14, 2009 9:36 PM MST up reply actions
gotta attack the basket. And I think you shoot quicker than later. Shoot with at least 10 seconds left.
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brewer for 3 to win at the buzzer
watch it happen
by bigdog'sshades on Dec 14, 2009 9:37 PM MST up reply actions
AHEM.
http://www.slcdunk.com/2009/3/30/815279/jinxing-guidelines
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Why Korver?
He’s 0-34982734
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by BC7 on Dec 14, 2009 9:37 PM MST reply actions 1 recs
Just be glad that Korver didn't have to touch the ball on that play.
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Did he really
pull Matthews for Korver?
WTF?
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If Minnesota
Has any brains they hold for the winner. No shot for the Jazz to get the ball back.
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But that just means that we have zero confidence in our defense.
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Boone said that he had just a little thread to put that pass in. It was about 8 feet.
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having Korver and AK in was an interesting move.
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D-League Ref...
might as well head to the locker room. He shouldn’t touch his whistle for the rest of the night.
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Gotta take the ball out of his hands. not that difficult. Make them hit a jumpshot at least.
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ye gods, I just told the whole newsroom that was EXACTLY what was going to happen.
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Defense for the win!
Oh, wait…
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(Curse words!)
Nothing more to say.
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That's fine. But you need to change the gameplan if this is the case. more trapping and such.
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guys. Our defense needs some work again. But I personally blame this game on trying too hard to get AK and Korver back in the game.
Mostly our defense is so bad. But mostly our defensive execution. We fail to run special defenses to gameplan against other teams. It’s frustrating.
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by clarkpojo on Dec 14, 2009 9:43 PM MST reply actions 1 recs
+1
or whatever number fits in. 42?
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+ eleventy billion.
I understand the need to try to work everyone back into the rotation, but when you see midway through the second half that it’s detrimental, for crap’s sake, go back to the guys that got you where you are.
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I'm just at a loss. No Ryan Gomes either. We have all the momentum. we have the revenge factor and Minnesota in our sights...
Not one excuse. Jinxes aside, we just layed an egg. Unbelievable.
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WE laid something Clark, but I don't think it was as appealing as an egg.
Think diaper droppings.
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What does Jerry think? Why does he do this BS?
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weird vibe in the thread tonight
I tuned out midway through the 3rd as a result. Glad to see BBJ got things back on track.
Thanks all.
Tough loss—out.
by Juan B on Dec 14, 2009 10:11 PM MST via mobile reply actions
Let me get this straight
We beat the Spurs, Magic and Lakers and then lose to the Timberwolves… in the same venue… in the same freakin week. GAY! What the hell is wrong with this team? Its the same core for like 4 years now. I just don’t understand it. They really need to win in Atlanta to restore some faith.
They really need to win in NJ before they win in Atlanta to restore some faith.
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