Game Thread - Utah Jazz @ Los Angeles Lakers
by Basketball John on Dec 9, 2009 8:30 PM MST
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Utah Jazz at Los Angeles Lakers, Dec 9, 2009 8:30 PM MST
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I would like to protest the fact that League Pass...
Has the Jazz local feed blocked out and I have to listen to the Lakers homers. Could be worse… the radio guys (read Mychal Thompson) are… homerrific. His partner’s good, though.
by rxmike12 on Dec 9, 2009 8:36 PM MST up reply actions 1 recs
I've often rooted for Green against the Lakers. It feels right.
I'll make it coach.
by MTN on Dec 9, 2009 9:01 PM MST up reply actions
Seems the whole team did for the whole game
If there is one thing the Lakers should lead the league in it is lane violations. I swear, every time they have at least 3 and often 4 players just camped there.
All of tonights fouls calls will be only upon the "Green Team"
Bring out some oil guys!
by RRR on Dec 9, 2009 8:54 PM MST up reply actions
Welcome to Guarding Kobe 101, Wesley.
Phantom fouls galore.
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what makes me laugh
is how the crowd seems to chant “MVP” the most after Kobe gets the most ridiculous phantom fouls…I guess that is the best indicator of who will be MVP though. So sad…
And then Fish just ate his lunch on that drive.
Rough start for OMSW.
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did that graphic
just say “There Tall” instead of “They’re Tall” ????
writing FAIL
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Just tweeter about that.
I wish everyone could be as smart as you.
by DaniellelovesKK on Dec 9, 2009 8:55 PM MST via mobile up reply actions
Definitely.
I LOLd when I saw it.
by DaniellelovesKK on Dec 9, 2009 8:58 PM MST via mobile up reply actions
I'm still protesting the Jazz,
But am watching the game so I can text my cousin about all the Laker screw-ups
by DaniellelovesKK on Dec 9, 2009 8:57 PM MST via mobile reply actions
I never knew what prompted your beef with the Jazz this year anyway
was it the coat thing?
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Ding, ding, ding
Haha. Very true. That and I’ve been busy and out of town
by DaniellelovesKK on Dec 9, 2009 9:19 PM MST via mobile up reply actions
... and they answer back with a 3 immediately again.
boo-urns.
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So let me guess,
we’ll play them 5-8 points behind all night, so I’ll stay up the whole time watching, and then we’ll make a real run right about the 6 minute mark, only to lose, in the end, by double digits…
I'll make it coach.
Yay, I can participate.
Had to get kids in bed and had to watch on DVR for a bit. Caught up and it’s on!
I loved the youtube clip form RXMike...
I hate Kobe, I hate kobe…
I'll make it coach.
by MTN on Dec 9, 2009 9:06 PM MST up reply actions
you two are the winners of tonight's Unintentional Innuendo Award.
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Only fouled three times for that bucket.
no call of course
by RRR on Dec 9, 2009 9:08 PM MST up reply actions
"I don't always call fouls, but when I do, I call them on Paul Millsap."
— The Most Annoying Ref In The NBA.
(also known as: all of them.)
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by Shums on Dec 9, 2009 9:10 PM MST reply actions 1 recs
He is back on the streets, right?
Odds that the NBA will pay him to bury his book and hire him back as a ref?
earlier today
I caught a headline that stated “Man beats off assailant.”
… yeah, that one didn’t get printed.
Every newspaper needs That Guy, though. A lifetime of watching The Todd on Scrubs has paid off.
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strokin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGVnH39UzI8
I'll make it coach.
by MTN on Dec 9, 2009 9:19 PM MST up reply actions
this is what I do every time fouls start piling on up Millsap for no reason.
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That's what I'm doing...
because League Pass is down. First game I’ll miss all season.
(long time lurker, first time poster)
Possibly the southernmost Jazz fan in the world!
Nah, something about Wesley from Mr. Belvedere comes to mind.
Can’t all the second teamers just be First Name “blanking” Last Name?
I’m diggin’ Wesley f***ing Matthews… and for sure Eric f***ing Maynor.
Good start to the ballgame!
Gotta keep up the hustle and second chance points to have a shot in half #2!
I don't care that Kobe technically has more points
I’m calling the first half: Advantage, Crusher.
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I advise you all
to brush up on your non-jinxing protocol for the second half. I think we will need it.
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Rageguy did bring me out of the shadows...
That Kobe, he’s so great. And gracious
(more anti-jinx)
Possibly the southernmost Jazz fan in the world!
On a NYK aside...
I really, really want that #1 pick. Like a lot. Watching John Wall highlights is fun.
WTF, we're shooting 43% to their 53% and we're ahead?
That’s… odd.
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11 offensive boards
Which is even more odd given that they’re bigger. Lot’s of put backs.
by Basketball John on Dec 9, 2009 9:44 PM MST up reply actions
Matthews getting hosed on calls
I guess if Millsap is on the bench, the refs have to have a whipping boy.
The Lakers announcers just said Memo is in the final year of his contract.
Do your homework, a-holes.
If it's outside LA
It doesn’t matter to them.
by Basketball John on Dec 9, 2009 9:57 PM MST up reply actions
If it's outside LA
It doesn’t matter to them doesn’t exist.
Fixed.
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Cj's growing his hair out a little longer.
… whoa, did I just turn into Danielle for a second? Why did I notice that?
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It's funny...
They never show replays of Kobe getting fouled yet they just showed Bynum getting fouled by CJ.
Announcers:
“Easiest assist he’ll have all night.”
“That wasn’t planned was it.”
“No!!!”
That was ninjariffic, fools!
Morons
Are they calling him duh-ron as well?
by Basketball John on Dec 9, 2009 10:01 PM MST up reply actions
Did I ever post that story from last year in LA?
We got passes to sit with the team family/friends and Deron came out… limping bad on the ankle and this guy got all excited to get his autograph on a ball. He’s like “Duh-ron! Duh-ron!” and DWill’s like “It’s Deron!” He reluctantly signed the ball, but wasn’t a happy camper after a loss.
I think I remember something about that.
Poor Deron
by Basketball John on Dec 9, 2009 10:04 PM MST up reply actions
now lets see rage man again for all the none effing calls!
Seems it takes three LA fouls to get a call!
Maybe more.
i am trying to follow the game from work
while translating an article on the mister international male pageant.
kill me now.
He needs to be saying...
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Now the LA announcers are saying none of the last 12 LA wins at home vs. UT
were blowouts.
Okay.. they just aren’t paying attention, now.
Games are just an annoyance to them
They just want to get to the after party.
by Basketball John on Dec 9, 2009 10:14 PM MST up reply actions
Put your thumbs down, Vujacic
or Millsap will bite them off.
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by Shums on Dec 9, 2009 10:15 PM MST reply actions 1 recs
Did VujaB$%^ cut his hair?
Sharapova make him do that?
by Basketball John on Dec 9, 2009 10:15 PM MST reply actions
phil jackson made him do it
he said vujabitch spent more time on his hair than playing last season.
this is a true story. i’m not making this up.
So, does it all fall apart in the fourth?
by Basketball John on Dec 9, 2009 10:16 PM MST reply actions
They're playing weird tonight
Nobody is hanging their heads. I don’t know what’s going on. See what this team does? You can’t say with any certainty what they’ll do.
by Basketball John on Dec 9, 2009 10:18 PM MST up reply actions
boozer 5 of 14
he wants no part of the lakers bigs on the block.
by Brigadier Pudding on Dec 9, 2009 10:21 PM MST reply actions
the Lakers
don’t fear Maynor offensively at all. They’re letting Farmar pressure him up court, then doubling off him as soon as possible.
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sweet
we are waiting til the 4th to get blown out in the final 4 minutes…i love how they get our hopes up
by UtonganKidInCali on Dec 9, 2009 10:21 PM MST reply actions
millsap is shooting 57% on the season
but his shot attempts and rebounds are way down from a year ago.
by Brigadier Pudding on Dec 9, 2009 10:22 PM MST reply actions
ye gods
I HATE calls like that. Boozer didn’t reach at all, there was barely any contact, and any there was, Bynum initiated.
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see below
he was right underneath the hoop. karl malone made a living of that.
by Brigadier Pudding on Dec 9, 2009 10:25 PM MST up reply actions
Lakers bigs can just get it down low and turn and shoot
Either they get the bucket or the foul call or both.
by Basketball John on Dec 9, 2009 10:23 PM MST reply actions
memo to boone
when you’re posting up a guy right underneath the hoop you usually get the call.
moron.
by Brigadier Pudding on Dec 9, 2009 10:24 PM MST reply actions
Vujacic is like the human tea-bag.
“Not only are we gonna beat you, we’re gonna beat you with the biggest punk-ass tool in the league.”
HATE.
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no
like, teabagging. never mind, it was vulgar anyway.
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hey, I take offense to... ah, who am I kidding, you're right
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DWill needs to turn on the after burners now.
by KaBar6 on Dec 9, 2009 10:27 PM MST via mobile reply actions
30 Rock last week
Tracy Jordan: blah blah whatever D-bag blah blah.
Tracy Jr.: Dad, I know what D-bag means.
Tracy Jordan: and yet you won’t tell me!
Had to be there.
I'll make it coach.
Booner
They’re not getting good looks at all. That’s why they’re missing everything.
by Basketball John on Dec 9, 2009 10:28 PM MST reply actions
why do we always have to melt down
good grief.
by Brigadier Pudding on Dec 9, 2009 10:28 PM MST reply actions
Just watched that Deron replay 3 times
Not even close to a travel.
by Basketball John on Dec 9, 2009 10:29 PM MST reply actions
They're fu*king horrible.
Stu Lantz needs to stfu and take time off to be with his wife before I punch my TV. Here’s another:
“The Jazz are 0-10 this quarter..”
Lantz: “0-10?!? I thought you said Oh-kur…” ??!?!?!?!?!!!11111111111
UGHHHHHHHHHHHH!
20-footer, 20-footer, 20-footer, 20-footer, 20-footer
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Move damnit
Why are we just standing around? Make the D work.
by Basketball John on Dec 9, 2009 10:30 PM MST reply actions
I can't even muster a Rageguy
because we’re doing it to ourselves
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Jumpshots
Lots and lots of jumpshots. 2.5 really good quarters, but then jumpshots. And fouls. And did I mention jumpshots?
jazz last fg was at 2:40 mark of 3rd qtr
courtesy of siler
by Brigadier Pudding on Dec 9, 2009 10:34 PM MST reply actions
I would like to say,,,, Unbelievable......
But that is not the word at all.
ALL TO NORMAL would be more appropriate.
Worst part is those Laker bitch fans are gonna get their free tacos from Jack.
by rxmike12 on Dec 9, 2009 10:35 PM MST reply actions 1 recs
This is the moment in the Scooby show
where the villain takes his mask off and says, “And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you derned kids!” And you’re all, “Have I seen this episode before?”
I'll make it coach.
hey! hey guys! who likes the green uniforms now?
:-/
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Here comes the Rookies
Good job Jerry.
by KaBar6 on Dec 9, 2009 10:39 PM MST via mobile reply actions
you beat the lakers by pushing around their bigs
we simply don’t have the personnel to matchup.
by Brigadier Pudding on Dec 9, 2009 10:39 PM MST reply actions
How does the offense collapse like this?
by Basketball John on Dec 9, 2009 10:40 PM MST reply actions
Guys. It's going to be okay. We have a championship team here. I mean, why else would we pay $84 million?
The more you try to erase me, the more that I appear.
Sap/Booze vs. Bynum/Odom
Couldn’t help but think during the first 6 minutes of this quarter — THAT’S NOT THE MATCHUP WE WANT. Smallball=not good
Screw the green uniforms
No 4th quarter insert T-Mac joke here
by KaBar6 on Dec 9, 2009 10:41 PM MST via mobile reply actions
Somebody put Artest on his a%$ for jacking up a three up 20 like that
Same goes for Gasol.
by Basketball John on Dec 9, 2009 10:41 PM MST reply actions
BS to that!
If we fall apart this bad, then screw the Jazz, run the score to 50 plus……
Just like that!
Matthews
Why didn’t you challenge that breakaway?
by Basketball John on Dec 9, 2009 10:43 PM MST reply actions
this is disgraceful
worst loss in a long time. gut check time tomorrow.
by Brigadier Pudding on Dec 9, 2009 10:43 PM MST reply actions
Screw that, I'm watching Letterman
I was cheering for 3 1/2 quarters, and now those jerk offs get tacos.
by KaBar6 on Dec 9, 2009 10:43 PM MST via mobile reply actions
Have to say the 4 points surprise me a bit
by Basketball John on Dec 9, 2009 10:45 PM MST up reply actions
That's just it
I believed we could pull this one out. Of course, I would probably have believed MJ was in Orem this week too
Yes
They have 6 now though. 5 was the record.
by Basketball John on Dec 9, 2009 10:47 PM MST up reply actions
6 points.
6 points. I’m just gonna keep typing it until I comprehend what I’m typing. Six. Six points!!! OMG!
I’m freaking out here…
I'm sure everyone is surprised
We were playing well for 3 quarters. The 4th quarter was the most disgusting quarter I’ve seen in a very long time. I can’t wait for the stat for when that happened last.
by KaBar6 on Dec 9, 2009 10:48 PM MST via mobile reply actions
Well it's official...
The Jazz can play anybody in the league and match up very well with them!!!!
For 3/4 of a game!
Well thanks again John.....
The outcome of these games is not within your control. But It’s still nice to have some folks to sit and scream with.
BTW, SLC Dunk is by far the BEST JAZZ site on the net!
That comment only cost me $5.
Thanks though. Come back for more heart-stopping action.
by Basketball John on Dec 9, 2009 10:54 PM MST up reply actions
What's the lowest points scored
In a quarter of Jazz history?
by KaBar6 on Dec 9, 2009 10:53 PM MST via mobile reply actions
I picked a great game...
to stop lurking.
I’m a jinx!
runs from the mob with the pitchforks
Possibly the southernmost Jazz fan in the world!
Your only mistake, was disappearing for the fourth qtr!
Come back tomorrow.
Bring marshmallows and wieners.
I didn't disappear
I just didn’t want to get banned on my first day
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Nah,
That just means your an SLC Dunker now. We’ve all done it.
by Basketball John on Dec 9, 2009 11:20 PM MST up reply actions
marshmallows and wieners ...
Slanted reference to the players?
by Juan B on Dec 10, 2009 8:08 AM MST via mobile up reply actions
Hahaha...
Just turned to SportsCenter to see if Jazz/Lakers was on yet and instead it’s the “Not Top 10” So it’s the 4th quarter highlights, I suppose.
Although I think their graphic was just wrong…
I am now depressed
Pass that fork to me now pls kthx.
by KaBar6 on Dec 9, 2009 11:05 PM MST via mobile reply actions
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