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Jazz Car Dealerships

In honor of LHM, let's hypothesize about the kinds of car dealerships he might have given each player on the roster, given the type of players they are.  For example, Matt Harpring would only sell heavy duty Ford Trucks.  Deron would probably sell the car he drives now, a Mazerati.  But what about the others?  Used imports or a junkyard for Collins?  Does Boozer only sell lemons?  (Have we done this before?  I suddenly feel like we already did this in the summertime.)

 

I'm hoping the T-Wolves will be toast by the end of the second quarter, so maybe you all can spend a minute making a list for this.

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