Given his approach to free agency, it would appear that KOC has never grown out of his shy boy style.
Kiss the Girl - The Little Mermaid - Kiss de Girl - Lyrics (via DisneyFanattic)
Well, Kevin, LISTEN to the crustacean! Cue the Monday Night Football music! You can do it water boy! GO GET US A BIG NAME NEXT SUMMER! If we're screwed this year, then let's make a push at the summer of everyone but LeBron. They can't all play for NYC and LA! You're a handsome studmuffin, K. Go on and kiss the free agents' agents.