From Dan Sheldon at KUTV: (Photo: Don Brennan)
"So Andrei Kirilenko, a jet ski, and a pig walk into a bar… I don’t have a punchline for it yet but I do have the picture thanks to a friend of mine on vacation in the Bahamas at the same time as the Jazz forward. Apparently the wild pigs run out of the woods and down to the shoreline whenever they hear an engine because so many people have fed them over the years."
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How has nobody commented on this yet!?!
That picture is so ridiculous, it is near perfection! Who’d have thought that all three elements would ever find themselves together in one photo? Amazing.
I came up with a joke for this
but it was nasty. Not that that’s ever stopped me before…
Uh, do you think you could draw me like a ninja?
no, what's mostly stopping me is that it wasn't that funny.
… wait. that’s never stopped me before either.
Uh, do you think you could draw me like a ninja?
i love this man

"The problem with tweeners is that sometimes they’re exactly what you need to plug the hole and sometimes they are the hole."
-LaughingJon
hey, we got Deadspinned!
doesn’t mean as much these days as it did at the height of the Will Leitch era… but still!
http://deadspin.com/5283527/
Uh, do you think you could draw me like a ninja?
Haven't been on DS since the pic above was posted on my old site.
by Basketball John on Jun 8, 2009 9:54 PM MDT up reply actions
I still follow
their RSS feed, but it’s just not the same these days. Leitch leaving had a lot to do with it. Tone has changed.
Uh, do you think you could draw me like a ninja?
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