The Downbeat - 1 September 2009 - #48 - The Light At The End Of The Tunnel Edition
by Basketball John on Sep 1, 2009 7:19 AM MDT
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Sorry Deron, this is funny
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If you haven't seen the FanShot, Masha reported that AK is about 110 (I'm assuming kg). That puts him at about 240 pounds. Given that he's listed at anywhere between 215-225, that's some pretty significant weight gain. She also mentions that he's going to begin a training program this month. That's still about 20 lbs. off of Ivan Drago's weight, but he's getting there. This can only be good for everyone.
Putting all bias aside for a minute... Let's say that Boozer somehow absorbs David Dunn's power and stays healthy for the next 8-10 years (come on, it's the off-season, work with me), and puts up somewhere around 20 & 10 for the majority of those years. Is he a HOFer?
What's the over/under on the number of minutes the KOOF plays this season?
After Labor Day, it's all downhill. I can almost hear sneaker squeaks, a rowdy ESA, and Deron throwing down over Boozer. Wait, what?
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2. chanting “AK at the 4!!”
8. the only way that will happen is 75% freak chance and 25% he has to play on one-year contracts for the rest of his career. to get back to your question, no. and if quality of person counts for something, then definitely no.
4. realistically? 8. hopefully? … hm….16.
5. wait, what? ronnie p just threw down over boozer too.
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2, Strangely, we still haven’t seen a single picture of AK since the bay of pig. If Boozer gets traded, would they start him at 4? I would, but Jerry seems to have something against that.
8, Booz in the HOF, yes, but what are the chances of that happening? Zeero.
5, I’m sure hoping they have another scrimmage open to the public this year. I wonder if Booz gets booed at it. That would be bad.
2. I’ll believe it when I see it. By the way, I’m glad we’re concluding that Masha meant kilograms and not pounds. The thought of weighing twice as much as a guy who’s a foot taller than me probably would have driven me to bury myself alive in a mountain of Carl’s Jr. Western cheeseburgers. Either that or I’d never eat again, ever, and be dead in a month. It would be a toss-up.
8. I don’t even care about the questions, I just love the Unbreakable reference.
4. THE KOOF DOES NOT RECKON TIME IN MEASUREMENTS THAT HUMANS CAN UNDERSTAND. (And I’d put it at 12 min/game, and bet the over.)
5. can’t wait.
Uh, do you think you could draw me like a ninja?
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