Game Thread - Utah Jazz @ Los Angeles Clippers
Utah Jazz at Los Angeles Clippers, Mar 1, 2010 8:30 PM MST

(Image first posted by moni, motivationed by Tazz.)
It's time for a Suns Sandwich. That's a game with PHX on Thursday in between two games against the Clippers. The top of that sandwich comes tonight although you would never eat a sandwich that way because then it's not a sandwich but just a sequential eating of bread, meat, bread. There's probably some lettuce in there that represents practice or something as well.
Hope you're hungry.
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Tonight should be fun :)
Unfortunately Dallas won, yet again.
And a note to all for the rest of the evening. DO NOT post anything about the Denver game, especially scores. You may glance casually at the score…but please don’t say anything.
by i_am_pure_barbarian on Mar 1, 2010 7:57 PM MST reply actions
New York
Got butt whooped. That’s all that matters. More Lottery balls please!
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They were down 40+ points after the third.
by i_am_pure_barbarian on Mar 1, 2010 8:01 PM MST up reply actions
PS
LOL, at that picture. Look how stupid Marc Jackson looks. That is him right? I hate him as an announcer. Sigh.
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Wasn't he the guy
who tried to divide the locker room between Stockton & himself?
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yes i think so
Which is crazy to think about. Who in the their right mind would ever pick Mark Jackson over Stock? If there is someone, I want to have a word with them in a dark alley.
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kickin at Mark J is sorta like kicking a special olympics contestant aint it?
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by RRR on Mar 1, 2010 8:11 PM MST up reply actions
Hehe
Did anyone read that article on yahoo a few weeks ago about how Jackson should have been accepted into the HOF? I laughed. He shouldn’t.
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I'd rather him go be a minister,
then make me listen to him announce games.
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watch him try to convince the congregation
that they should side with him over God.
an apt comparison, if you ask me (er…albeit maybe blasphemous)
Excellent Prmotional poster for Horney BBJ!!!
I won’t bring over the pic I left with Moni s an alternate example of motivational…. :)
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PS... a fail from BBJ
Nowhere in there did you mention that late night starts = FAIL.
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Yeah
Late night games put me to bed at 2.
by Basketball John on Mar 1, 2010 8:12 PM MST up reply actions
These late games
mean sometimes the kids are waiting in the car park at school til I realise what time it is and break speed limits to get them!!
"He is STUPID but he knows that he is STUPID and that almost makes him smart."
I love the term Late.....
Moni, is it late?
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by RRR on Mar 1, 2010 8:19 PM MST up reply actions
the real big island
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by RRR on Mar 1, 2010 8:28 PM MST up reply actions
Tazz is on an even bigger island!
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by RRR on Mar 1, 2010 8:29 PM MST up reply actions
Nosee that guys...
Late to Moni is eleven thirty. AM…. Tomorrow!
Late to you seems to be 8 pm today…
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by RRR on Mar 1, 2010 8:26 PM MST up reply actions
WTF is Nosee?
Well actually it’s supposed to read “Now See”
Sorry I left Tazz outta that time question….
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by RRR on Mar 1, 2010 8:27 PM MST up reply actions
Holy schnikes
(sp?)
What is with the games today?
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late season threads finally fusing into a conhesive unit capable of destroying all opponents that dare to challenge them!!!
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by RRR on Mar 1, 2010 8:20 PM MST up reply actions
Isn't
Bosh still out though? that makes a pretty big difference for toronto.
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Sure, but also
offensive explosions.
Cleveland & Orlando each had 100 in the 3rd, and Houston came close.
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Brooks and Martin have 60 pts.......
They are just destroying their opponents.
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by RRR on Mar 1, 2010 8:24 PM MST up reply actions
Brooks!
Go fantasy team go!
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Too many weeks left for that
I’d only get 1 win/week (turnovers)
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lol at your discounting your 16 game lead on second
and 29 game lead on your oppponent this week, i.e. me. and i’m not even that far down.
also toronto is not big on defense
so you would figure they would score more points while allowing that many
Thanks, BBJ!
When I saw that pic on moni’s blog I just HAD to make that
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tazz's idea was better than mine
which was “if someone without knees can dive for the ball, what’s your excuse?”
Both worked well.
Good job Tazz!!
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by RRR on Mar 1, 2010 8:30 PM MST up reply actions
Holy cow
they have 3 neon colored gorilla outfits shooting freethrows for jazz tickets. Holy crap. That is awesome. I want one.
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I'm Happy the Mavs Won
since I am a fan, but the Jazz (who I also like naturally) should be happy with the Nuggets getting worked @ the PHX tonight.
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on Mar 1, 2010 8:32 PM MST reply actions
does anyone else thinking boozer being named
western conf player of the month is NOT “breaking news”?
this doesn’t have anything to do with how i feel about boozer. i didn’t think deron’s 3,000th assist and a lot of things the franchise tries to hype was a big deal.
It's huge news. It proves that the Jazz were smart to not trade him. It proves that he should have been an all-star.
It proves that this franchise will do NOTHING until they realize that they need to bring him back next year at all costs.
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Yes, welcome. Who are you and please explain your name.
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welcome, from booch
let’s keep it clean please
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whut,,,, not Kor values tonight either?
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by RRR on Mar 1, 2010 8:43 PM MST up reply actions
One of my favorite Wilco songs is Pot Kettle Black
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We need someone who can shoot the ball
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Well it's been so easy for my to lay the hate on boozer but you can witryh the way hes playing,
I even went to high school with the guy, but I’m all praise for his play lately.
by wish i could hate boozer on Mar 1, 2010 8:46 PM MST reply actions
Does it count as an assist when the player they pass to is fouled?
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I think in the NBA if they make a FT it does
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No. Not even if they make a free throw. One of the fallacies of assist stats.
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hmmm, that's changed since I did the FIBA Stats course then
They said that was the case in the NBA…
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The Clips
feeling it early, I doubt this to last though
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by the new Bradfather on Mar 1, 2010 8:50 PM MST reply actions
Int. League Pass is made of suck today :/
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Looks like David Stern was correct. Kaman is thoroughly outplaying Boozer so far.
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hey guys, remember how Boozer was angry and totally served Kaman for taking his All-Star spot?
Yeah. I remember that too.
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i think benbags jinxed boozer's game
when he got all snarky on the pre-game and going on about how kaman should be named western conf player of the month
I hope
AK doesn’t hurt himself again. I would have rather him sat this game out and played the Suns…. crosses fingers
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right ak is hot lets put in miles!
by wish i could hate boozer on Mar 1, 2010 9:00 PM MST reply actions
I think
we kept AK in too much in the Sac lost which rehurt his back. I’d rather him play limited minutes tonight and be 100% against the suns
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you asked for it you got it Coach!!
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by RRR on Mar 1, 2010 9:01 PM MST up reply actions
Let's Fight Back
give the Clips credit for playing at a high level but the Jazz are the better team. They’d better show it ASAP
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by the new Bradfather on Mar 1, 2010 9:00 PM MST reply actions
Seriously Sloan
Booze/Sap is not going to stop Kaman.
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put FESSTUS in !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by RRR on Mar 1, 2010 9:05 PM MST up reply actions
29-19
let’s just say there’s a lot of work to do
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by the new Bradfather on Mar 1, 2010 9:06 PM MST reply actions
http://atdhe.net/14182/watch-utah-jazz-vs-los-angeles-clippers
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Well hell I guess I didnt need to pay for legue pass huh...
by wish i could hate boozer on Mar 1, 2010 9:10 PM MST up reply actions
I'll uh...share it with you if you want... :)
by i_am_pure_barbarian on Mar 1, 2010 9:10 PM MST up reply actions
Yeah you know it seems as if you can be signed onto the same account at the same
time on multiple computers.
by wish i could hate boozer on Mar 1, 2010 9:12 PM MST up reply actions
CJ
Timing shot there, and it worked
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On the other hand
Ronnie P shouldn’t be shooting like that
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We need to see some FESS soon.
Too many bucket in the inside
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Too many blocks.
If you’re going to drive please put a Knee up and make them think twice about them trying to stuff you
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Born and Raised.
My friends stopped playing with me cause i would bruise them up with my hard fouls and drives. Baha. Malone and Stock for life.
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Jewel protection form......
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by RRR on Mar 1, 2010 9:14 PM MST up reply actions
Ronnie Price equally pleases and infuriates me. He is driving me bonkers tonight.
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Well Id love for Gaines to take ronnie's job as backup but I dont ever see sSloan making that
decision
by wish i could hate boozer on Mar 1, 2010 9:14 PM MST up reply actions
it always seems as if our
offensive stalls when price gets in.
by wish i could hate boozer on Mar 1, 2010 9:16 PM MST up reply actions
reminds me a little of a more exciting brevbrev
sometimes
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Are you serious?
I can’t understand this argument. Gaines barely has ANY experience and has only made one big shot. Price constantly busts his butt and hustles. He goes after rebounds, dives for balls, and most importantly, Swats the Hell out of Luke Walton.
Don’t get me wrong, Gaines game winner is bomb. In my book though, Ronnie Price swatting Luke Walton is one of my favorit eplays EVER.
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The thing is
Price is not the PG we need.
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You mean the kid
Who gets put in during garbage time against the lakers in the playoffs after we’ve almost lost. Runs his guts out and makes a comeback, which finally opens the veteran old coach’s eyes to get more playing time?
Sorry I disagree. Price is a spark plug. He makes mistakes, but i’d rather someone make mistakes while hustling then be our backup point guard because they make one big shot.
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All the hustle in the world won't save you if you make poor decisions with the ball and shot selection
A turnover is a turnover and a missed shot is a missed shot.
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He's the PG the team deserves, but not the one it needs right now
So we’ll hunt him. Because he can take it.
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by Dyl on Mar 1, 2010 9:35 PM MST up reply actions
end of qtr for one shot wonder boy.
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by RRR on Mar 1, 2010 9:15 PM MST up reply actions
Do we know anyone at the game? Someone needs to yell at Jerry to put Sloan in to clog up the middle.
by i_am_pure_barbarian on Mar 1, 2010 9:14 PM MST reply actions
Do you mean FESS?
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I wonder perhaps is we might insert the word "DEFENCE", followed by some action that might resemble the same...
you know,,,,, just give it a try?
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grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Oh yeah now that one is REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by RRR on Mar 1, 2010 9:19 PM MST up reply actions
keep it clean Booch!! :)
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by RRR on Mar 1, 2010 9:20 PM MST up reply actions
sorry, moni
i will stop with the grring
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by TazzJazzFan on Mar 1, 2010 9:20 PM MST reply actions 1 recs
What
are they reviewing? If the clock runs after the foul and before the ball is out of his hands does the shot still count?
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The ball was in his hand
at 0 I think
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Yes but
Shouldn’t the foul happening before change the rule. It alters how fast he can get the shot off. that’s stupid if it doesn’t count. He could have gotten the ball of in time if he hadn’t been fouled.
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yuppers.....
It’s a three and foul……
WOW
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by RRR on Mar 1, 2010 9:23 PM MST up reply actions
59.6 on 3 pointers this year???
why doesnt he play more?HEH
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so according to locke
a woman came up to him before the game and asked if she could take a picture of her feeding him
Ive decided to stop caring about KORGASMS
because I know it angers you guys. GO AHEAD AND GASM ALL YOU WANT :)
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dude down 14
with less then 2 minutes left. I think it’s safe not to jynx. I’ve waited the whole 4th quarter. Best i can do, don’t ask for more :P
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No offense tonight, either, I see
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nope
Bobcats came close to getting Dallas too :(
by wish i could hate boozer on Mar 1, 2010 9:25 PM MST reply actions
Korver is a beast on 3s
WOW
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I wanna see FESS
Im going to cry if he doesnt play tonight
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Well there goes the run
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anyone in foul trouble?
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To quote Bill Walton
HORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on Mar 1, 2010 9:28 PM MST reply actions
Horrible
I guess i used up all the space
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on Mar 1, 2010 9:28 PM MST reply actions
That's one of the best Miller Lite commercials ever
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Wait, Gooden is with the Clippers now?
Does this guy have a mission to play for every team?
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we should have picked him up
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Couldn't have
they never released him
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Traveling medicine show that he is destined to be......
Clippers is not really a desired stop for anybody is it?
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by RRR on Mar 1, 2010 9:31 PM MST up reply actions
Clippers are a almost entirely new set of players since we played them last....
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by RRR on Mar 1, 2010 9:34 PM MST up reply actions
The announcers must not know the jinxing guidelines
“Gooden has made all 22 free throws since becoming a Clipper”
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"Davis, tries to penetrate...pulls it out...and gives it away"
Our announcers. Oh my word.
by i_am_pure_barbarian on Mar 1, 2010 9:33 PM MST reply actions
I'll never forget the Suns Clippers playoff game where Marv Albert yelled
Double Penetration!
at the top of his lungs
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by Dyl on Mar 1, 2010 9:36 PM MST up reply actions
nuttin but smile! :)
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by RRR on Mar 1, 2010 9:36 PM MST up reply actions
Ok, I'm off home.
Gotta go catch a bus. Last time I did this was the Blazers game. I’ll do the same routine.
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Seriously,
the three’s against are redic. Can we please stop teams from shooting 50% from behind the arc on us lol
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I GIve All the Credit to the Clippers
but the Jazz have to wake up.
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by the new Bradfather on Mar 1, 2010 9:37 PM MST reply actions
need a new feed please!
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At least we will only be back one game of the Nuggets after tonight.
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I just head Sloan say...
Ok… warm up in the first half and entertainment in the second…
by iLoveBooks100per on Mar 1, 2010 9:39 PM MST reply actions
Too much barley pop?
or potential altitude sickness….
Jet lag?
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by RRR on Mar 1, 2010 9:42 PM MST up reply actions
Or my little brother's Jr. Wizzards team.
by iLoveBooks100per on Mar 1, 2010 9:40 PM MST up reply actions
Or ny little sisters Jr. Jazz team.
And I don’t even have a little sister
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Chit whay I actually think that maybe..... BBJ's church ball club would have a chance!! :)
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by RRR on Mar 1, 2010 9:41 PM MST up reply actions
Not too concerned
if there’s anything we’ve proven this year it’s that we play 48 minutes and so do our opponents if they play to win.
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Dallas! Stop Winning! How are we supposed to take that 2 spot?
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3rd qtr collapses are our specialty
your truly,
LAC
Roger Sterling: To my knees, Don. They're bringing to my knees!"
That and team-stealing
Sorry I’m a Buffalonian
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by Dyl on Mar 1, 2010 9:53 PM MST up reply actions
YOUR REVERSE JINXES SHALL NOT BE TOLERATED HERE
:)
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Ours too when we are struggling on the road. I expect a 7-6 in the3rd quarter as each team tries to outcollapse the other.
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According to Lawler's Law
if the Jazz amass 100 points first, they should win. Of course, right now that’s a tall order.
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by the new Bradfather on Mar 1, 2010 9:55 PM MST reply actions
yes!
you did your homework
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by Lawler's Law on Mar 1, 2010 10:03 PM MST up reply actions
Hey-O!
I’ve been watching on TiVo and finally caught up to live TV.
Not much to see right now. Hopefully we can get something going here in the second half. Anyone else think AK doesn’t look quite 100%? Korver’s been great though.
Korver's doing well
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by Dyl on Mar 1, 2010 9:56 PM MST up reply actions
According to the basic laws of math
if the Jazz have more points on the board at the end of the game, there’s a 85% chance they walk out victorious
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Fact of sports!
Highest number or lowest number equals a win…
:)
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by RRR on Mar 1, 2010 9:59 PM MST up reply actions
Unfortunately for us
the Jazz don’t know which one is better in basketball
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No worries
bobsled only has 4 teammates. We have 5 out there at a time.
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Unless CJ is playing.
Boom. Roasted.
/sorry. I’m a CJ fan and you know it.
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Nice move by AK!
maybe he’s closer to 100% than I thought.
Yeah! Nice attitude AK!
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He was described in Cleveland as a player who had one of the lowest basketball IQs in the league.
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not that this has anything to d o with basketball
but he also engaged in a beard growing contest with deshawn ;-)
lower than
whoever we end up signing? I guess we’ll see.
Can someone please tell Carlos Boozer that his baseline fadeaway jumper is not an effective shot?
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Can someone please tell Jerry Sloan to put Fesenko in??
by i_am_pure_barbarian on Mar 1, 2010 10:01 PM MST reply actions
That crosby kid on the Canadian Hokey team made Carlos's yeal look sappy and weak last night!
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Somebody making fun of Boozer's yell
kinda funny…
Has anyone played this Evony game that is advertised at the top of the atdhe site? Looks fun.
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what happened to AK47's hair?
need to bring back the old haircut!
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I dunno, this hairdo is pretty cool
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Wes Matthews
is the best!
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on Mar 1, 2010 10:05 PM MST reply actions
please hang on to the lead
til Blake and Trout come back in!
Roger Sterling: To my knees, Don. They're bringing to my knees!"
Keep Fighting
Jazz, that’s the effort I appreciate!
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on Mar 1, 2010 10:08 PM MST reply actions
Sap always kills us !
good find in the draft by the jazz…
Roger Sterling: To my knees, Don. They're bringing to my knees!"
All due respect,
this shows how crappy the Clips are. We are playing our worst basketball and we’re only down 10.
That being said, they are just full on out-playing us right now. There’s a lot of individual talent on that team.
Williams is really inconsistent as of late
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very true.
for some reason he looks like he’s got no energy.
i love your offensive schemes
slashes, cuts, lots of movement…
Roger Sterling: To my knees, Don. They're bringing to my knees!"
but nothing beats our
stand-and-watch-BD-brick-a-3ptr
Roger Sterling: To my knees, Don. They're bringing to my knees!"
by Lawler's Law on Mar 1, 2010 10:12 PM MST up reply actions
Unfortunately, our slashes, cuts, and movements are pretty much getting us the same thing
A brick by Boozer, or Williams, or Okur, or Millsap, or … you get the picture.
Boozer has got to be one of the most annoying opponents to have to face
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Except
When he tries to strip the ball or pusehs you in the back for a rebound and gets the foul. :)
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ha yeah i meant all the talking and yelling
Mmmph rrgh prrmf! - someone with his mouth gagged
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Now Harpring
was one of the most annoying opponents to face. He knew how to get under people’s skin unlike anyone I’ve ever seen. And he just beat the crap out of people away from the ball.
And that’s why I love and miss him.
wow...nobody on the clips grabs that ugly rebound...
Roger Sterling: To my knees, Don. They're bringing to my knees!"
Down double digits, team still attacking the basket
Mmmph rrgh prrmf! - someone with his mouth gagged
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I think Booze
forgot he got snubbed for the All-Star game in favor of Kaman.
Man
your coaches actually listen to you guys?
/sadness settles in as Fesenko sits on the bench
Free Koufosenko!
RIP Nick Adenhart. 4/9/09
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I'm on Twitter
no really
Novak would be in if that was the case!
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by Lawler's Law on Mar 1, 2010 10:19 PM MST up reply actions
Oh, okay.
You still got Blake though.
Free Koufosenko!
RIP Nick Adenhart. 4/9/09
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Thanks Clips
even though we didn’t deserve that.
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on Mar 1, 2010 10:18 PM MST reply actions
WHERE THE FREAK IS FESS
The Orioles Suck!
Kill CJ Miles!
Play FESS More!!!
Okur Less!!!!!
I love men!
HEH!
Kyrylo Fesenko
our back-up C
Free Koufosenko!
RIP Nick Adenhart. 4/9/09
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I'm on Twitter
Booch will say something along the lines of "The Greatest Player Ever"
Really, he’s just our backup center who doesn’t get enough playing time
rookie?
your coach doesnt play rookies
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by Lawler's Law on Mar 1, 2010 10:23 PM MST up reply actions
what's up with that...
he’s alright
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by Lawler's Law on Mar 1, 2010 10:25 PM MST up reply actions
there you go!
off the bench and comes in with a 3ptr!
Roger Sterling: To my knees, Don. They're bringing to my knees!"
THE GREATEST PLAYER EVER
Actually just our backup Center who needs way more playing time
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Okur Less!!!!!
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If the Jazz
somehow get to within five or six points at the end of the quarter, they’ll have a great opportunity to steal it
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on Mar 1, 2010 10:23 PM MST reply actions
cmon!
that was a such a late whistle!
Roger Sterling: To my knees, Don. They're bringing to my knees!"
I agree
all these gifts the Jazz are getting and they can’t CAPITALIZE!!!
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on Mar 1, 2010 10:25 PM MST up reply actions
DWill has NOT been playing well as of late.
Whats up with him?
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umm Gaines maybe?
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by bucimislover on Mar 1, 2010 10:27 PM MST up reply actions
Oh
My gosh. I figured out Williams problem! he made fun of Cj and now they’ve switched bodies. D=will isjust as inconsistant as Cj is now
For the Love of the Game
CJ wouldn't be a bad sub, we need some kind of spark from someone
Mmmph rrgh prrmf! - someone with his mouth gagged
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The flaw with your theory
is that if they switched bodies it would mean that CJ would be playing lights-out like Deron was before..
The Mon-stars stole his talent
Uh, do you think you could draw me like a ninja?
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way to chuck it up and earn your 15mil!
Roger Sterling: To my knees, Don. They're bringing to my knees!"
We'll take a few more of those kind of shots, if he's got them
I don’t see how else we’ll win this game.
82-70
enough of this lackadaisical performance Jazz. Step your game up!
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on Mar 1, 2010 10:29 PM MST reply actions
WTF we need a spark
Gaines
Korver
AK
Millsap
FESS
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Doesn't sound bad to me...
especially Korver. WTF, he played great in the first half and he hasn’t been seen at all since.
I'd still play DWill
his ability to get assists may be key, even if he can’t score
I might go DWill, OMSW, Korver, AK, Fess for a little while to see. It’s a little lopsided but it’s going to get some points.
Mmmph rrgh prrmf! - someone with his mouth gagged
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Sure hopw Sloan can find 5 guys that desire to play and will play the rest of this game!
Cuz the ones he has been playing seemingly have little interest in it.
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I am more confident in Ronnie Price's shot right now than I am of DWills
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Chuck Norris isn't available for things
They are available to him
Mmmph rrgh prrmf! - someone with his mouth gagged
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Plan:
Step 1: Start playing defense.
Step 2: Give the ball to Korver on offense.
Can we please see Fesenko in this game soon?
The Orioles Suck!
Kill CJ Miles!
Play FESS More!!!
Okur Less!!!!!
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I WANT ME SOME UKRANIAN BULLDOZER
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surprised korver was not in there earlier
Roger Sterling: To my knees, Don. They're bringing to my knees!"
It's Just 12 Points
and until proven differently, these are the Clippers we’re playing.
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on Mar 1, 2010 10:36 PM MST reply actions
Checking the names on the roster, it's not too close to what we have played in the past...
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how much time is left?
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Okur Less!!!!!
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This is still so ugly.
I fault coaching primarily. Bad lineups and poor motivation. He needs to lay into these guys.
by i_am_pure_barbarian on Mar 1, 2010 10:37 PM MST reply actions
I've said it before, but...
I dig those NBA remix commercials.
Well… except the one with Kobe whom I hate.
I wanna see more FESS
Less Okur
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Okur Less!!!!!
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EJ is just awful at finishing reverse layups!
Roger Sterling: To my knees, Don. They're bringing to my knees!"
Our team is so inconsistent it makes me SO ANGRY
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Okur Less!!!!!
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i thought if you ran out of bounds...you couldn't come back in?
Roger Sterling: To my knees, Don. They're bringing to my knees!"
If you run out
then back in. you can touch the ball as long as both feet are in first.
For the Love of the Game
Someone tell Deron to stop forcing crap up
They going to keep blocking it
The Orioles Suck!
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Yeah they seem to have that covered
Mmmph rrgh prrmf! - someone with his mouth gagged
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DJ and EJ combo...
our future Stockton-Malone
Roger Sterling: To my knees, Don. They're bringing to my knees!"
Well the diamond play of the game has been selected.....
Meaning?
Game over, set match!

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Gordon is helping my Fantasy team
whilst he slays the team I care about far more.
What a stupid pass DW
Come on now, you’re better than that
Mmmph rrgh prrmf! - someone with his mouth gagged
Go Jazz! Go Hogs! GO BILLS!
Kaman dunking!
as opposed to being dunked on!?
Roger Sterling: To my knees, Don. They're bringing to my knees!"
we just need to let him shoot three's the rest of the way
they keep leaving him open, and he’s hitting them.
who is Lawler
I’ve never heard of that before
Mmmph rrgh prrmf! - someone with his mouth gagged
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just the best play-by-play announcer in nba right now...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ralph_Lawler
Roger Sterling: To my knees, Don. They're bringing to my knees!"
by Lawler's Law on Mar 1, 2010 10:50 PM MST up reply actions
Why the heck havent we seen Fesenko at all??
or Korver enough????
I blame coaching for this loss
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Okur Less!!!!!
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Sloan
Should get some blame. The team for lack of focus should get some too
For the Love of the Game
Have I mentioned that I'm pissed at Sloan for his lineups tonight?
No Fesenko?? Really? Good lord!
by i_am_pure_barbarian on Mar 1, 2010 10:49 PM MST reply actions
OMG ME TU
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Okur Less!!!!!
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by bucimislover on Mar 1, 2010 10:51 PM MST up reply actions
The one night that Denver loses. Frick.
by i_am_pure_barbarian on Mar 1, 2010 10:52 PM MST reply actions
So we figure
out we should score baskets. with only 2 minutes left in the game
For the Love of the Game
TIME FOR GAINES!!!
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Nice Job
now let’s finally get over the hump, way to not quit!
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on Mar 1, 2010 10:53 PM MST reply actions
it's our old friend
Late 4th qtr collapse! Haven’t seen you since Dunleavy left!
Roger Sterling: To my knees, Don. They're bringing to my knees!"
Sometimes we play ball the way Apollo Ohno skates...
you know how he hangs at the back the whole race and then make a big push at the very end.
And Deron's pissed about it.
he needed something to get pissed about all night.
when he's pissed, it's good for us
when he’s frustrated and whining, it’s bad for us. unfortunately, he’s more often frustrated than pissed.
couldn't have said it better myself.
I hope he never makes the all-star team again.
The Jazz
have a flair for the dramatic
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on Mar 1, 2010 10:55 PM MST reply actions
WHERE IS SUNDIATA
The Orioles Suck!
Kill CJ Miles!
Play FESS More!!!
Okur Less!!!!!
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"We're comin' back!"
—Boler
Thanks for jinxing it dude.
Only The Clips
could choke away a game like this.
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on Mar 1, 2010 10:59 PM MST reply actions
This announcer boldly proclaimed that it was over about 5 times
Mmmph rrgh prrmf! - someone with his mouth gagged
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Dwill choke........
The Orioles Suck!
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Okur Less!!!!!
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bill simmons will be talking about this for a long time
in between making up letters from fans in utah
OMGOMGOMGGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMDWILLLLLLLLLWHYYYYYYYYYYY
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who will take the And 1 on Dwill?
i say BD…
Roger Sterling: To my knees, Don. They're bringing to my knees!"
Someone
Go leave a pissed off comment on D-will’s twitter. We’ll Cj miles him!
For the Love of the Game
In All Brutal Honesty
the Jazz don’t deserve to win this game. This has been a ridiculous performance.
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on Mar 1, 2010 11:03 PM MST reply actions
I hate everything about this game.
Mostly that I’m up after 1 am and I have to work in the morning.
by i_am_pure_barbarian on Mar 1, 2010 11:03 PM MST reply actions
Dwill's lost it
Boozer had to tell him to go cover his man
Mmmph rrgh prrmf! - someone with his mouth gagged
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You've got to be f'in kidding me. How is that not a foul??
by i_am_pure_barbarian on Mar 1, 2010 11:04 PM MST reply actions
I'd still take Deron over Paul
5 years in the league and his knees are already shot? No thanks.
D Will blew the game
The Orioles Suck!
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Okur Less!!!!!
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That's all I need to see
Mmmph rrgh prrmf! - someone with his mouth gagged
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Great way to start off
the toughest month of our schedule.
STUPID BOLERJACK
“Were coming back”
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Play FESS More!!!
Okur Less!!!!!
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deron needs to quit whining so goddamn much
by Brigadier Pudding on Mar 1, 2010 11:07 PM MST reply actions
Come Back Ready
for the Suns, there’s two days off in the interim, so I want no excuses. Shut up and play better Jazz. My other favorite team, the Mavs, are in superior form right now. However, Utah can beat them, just not when they play like this.
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on Mar 1, 2010 11:09 PM MST reply actions
western conference finals is the closest we will get
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by bucimislover on Mar 1, 2010 11:10 PM MST up reply actions
i'll be happy with a first round win
this team isn’t good enough to beat la or denver.
by Brigadier Pudding on Mar 1, 2010 11:11 PM MST up reply actions
If only Dwill hadnt missed those free throws...
The Orioles Suck!
Kill CJ Miles!
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Okur Less!!!!!
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here comes our close game
fouling of 3pt shooter!
Roger Sterling: To my knees, Don. They're bringing to my knees!"
Thanks Boler for jinxing and possibility of a 4 point play.
as if it were a possibility to begin with.
once again a knuckleheaded play on a 3pt try
Roger Sterling: To my knees, Don. They're bringing to my knees!"
pathetic game
why did i stay up for this
The Orioles Suck!
Kill CJ Miles!
Play FESS More!!!
Okur Less!!!!!
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HEH!
Same. I need to start making wiser decisions with my time.
by i_am_pure_barbarian on Mar 1, 2010 11:12 PM MST up reply actions
+1
to make matters worse i have a headache from screaming at the tv.
yeah, i’m nuts.
by Brigadier Pudding on Mar 1, 2010 11:13 PM MST up reply actions
Honestly, if we can't get to the 2 or 3 seed
I’d rather be 6 or 7.
Thanks to those Clippers fans that joind us.
And were civil throughout the game…
congrats, but your still the clippers and fans of such.
They suck today and will suck tomorrow.
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we suck today
and might be brilliant tomorrow. And then suck the next day.
Thanks for the welcome...
your team usually has our number…we’re making improvements, very slowly
Roger Sterling: To my knees, Don. They're bringing to my knees!"
Your last pickups have been very good to you.
May the team improve so the fans can feel much better about being such.
Unless they face the Jazz! :)
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here's hoping you give the lakers some fits in the playoffs...
an enemy of my enemy is my friend…
Roger Sterling: To my knees, Don. They're bringing to my knees!"
here's hoping someone else takes care of the Lakers
that’s our only hope right now.
denny green
“the jazz are who we thought they were”
a inconsistent road team that can reel off road wins in san antonio and portland but than lose to bottom feeders

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