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Game Thread - Utah Jazz @ Denver Nuggets - Game 5

Utah Jazz at Denver Nuggets, Apr 28, 2010 8:30 PM MDT


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Here's my big prediction...  If the Jazz can run their offense the way they have the first 4 games, I think they can sneak out another win.  I think they have one or two more stops in them than Denver has.  The Nuggets haven't been able to stop the Jazz yet and I don't see that changing, it hasn't happened all year.

On offense the Jazz will only have themselves to blame if they don't score.  The Nuggets are going to throw Billups at Deron and I suppose we'll see more trapping and denying him the ball.  It hasn't made a huge difference yet.

On to the basketball!

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by RRR on Apr 28, 2010 8:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

Williams' tattoos?

Denver Stiffs.com: Defending the sovereignty of Nuggets Nation.

by Nate Timmons on Apr 28, 2010 11:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

Or Boozer's?

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by Nate Timmons on Apr 28, 2010 11:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

So I'm nervous

And I’m drinking coffee. Well Done Tazz

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by TazzJazzFan on Apr 28, 2010 8:06 PM MDT reply actions  

oh, Hey All!

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by TazzJazzFan on Apr 28, 2010 8:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

Fesenko's People of Denver

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by TazzJazzFan on Apr 28, 2010 8:17 PM MDT reply actions  

this game will be telling

I DON’T want there to be any sliver of hope for the nuggets. win this game, and they are done. if we let THEM win this game, there is so much hope.

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by AllThatJazzBasketball on Apr 28, 2010 8:17 PM MDT reply actions  

Ok, I checked with the Ukranian bloke I work with

Kyrylo -

Ki like in Kiwi

Ryl – slightly rolled R.

Ki-Rrril

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by TazzJazzFan on Apr 28, 2010 8:20 PM MDT reply actions  

i find it funny that

national broadcasters all say his name correctly (silent “o”) but kfan crew has no clue

by moni on Apr 28, 2010 8:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

"kfan crew has no clue"

“i find it funny that national broadcasters all say his name correctly (silent "o") but” is superfluous

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by TazzJazzFan on Apr 28, 2010 8:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

also . . . see this

http://www.thinkbabynames.com/meaning/1/Cyril

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by AllThatJazzBasketball on Apr 28, 2010 8:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

Also - not getting my hopes up

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by TazzJazzFan on Apr 28, 2010 8:22 PM MDT reply actions  

While u wait

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/534416

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by Shums on Apr 28, 2010 8:29 PM MDT reply actions  

saw your tweet this morning

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by TazzJazzFan on Apr 28, 2010 8:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

shums' next post

should compare super mario characters to jazz players

bowser has coincidentally always reminded me of boozer

by moni on Apr 28, 2010 8:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

+12

Do it Shums!

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by TazzJazzFan on Apr 28, 2010 8:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

if we win

I’ll do that on an off-day.

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by Shums on Apr 28, 2010 8:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

Fear the Deer

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by TazzJazzFan on Apr 28, 2010 8:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

They've got heart.

I saw them in Milwaukee when they had Bogut. They were tough then.
Never thought they could pull it off without him. Especially against the Hawks.
Salmons is a BEAST.

by i_am_pure_barbarian on Apr 28, 2010 8:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

I don't hate these announcers

An improvement over the usual.

"OK, let’s do this. Let’s play the basketball." - Fes

by Vromanite on Apr 28, 2010 8:48 PM MDT reply actions  

The Jazz

simply need to do what the Milwaukee Bucks did at the ATL in the game preceding them. Win on the road and crush the spirit of your opponent. The Hawks have one more game left in their season, but that’s all.

Brad James

by the new Bradfather on Apr 28, 2010 8:50 PM MDT reply actions  

Stop Jazz!!!!

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by RRR on Apr 28, 2010 8:52 PM MDT reply actions  

Great of Fes to gran that board away

"OK, let’s do this. Let’s play the basketball." - Fes

by Vromanite on Apr 28, 2010 8:52 PM MDT reply actions  

*grab

"OK, let’s do this. Let’s play the basketball." - Fes

by Vromanite on Apr 28, 2010 8:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

Every time he scores

my house yells “What the Fes!”

"He is STUPID but he knows that he is STUPID and that almost makes him smart."

by LoWBlok on Apr 28, 2010 8:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

Also useful for when he misses/turns it over!

"He is STUPID but he knows that he is STUPID and that almost makes him smart."

by LoWBlok on Apr 28, 2010 8:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

That right there is a versatile yell

He’s had two good “What the Fes!”es and now two bad ones.

by shandonfan on Apr 28, 2010 8:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

Carlos

has found his sweet spot!

Brad James

by the new Bradfather on Apr 28, 2010 8:55 PM MDT reply actions  

Booze's J is falling early

nice to see, but don’t get used to it

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by Vromanite on Apr 28, 2010 8:55 PM MDT reply actions  

check how quiet it is

weak sauce. the pepsi center is, um, flat.

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by Shums on Apr 28, 2010 8:56 PM MDT reply actions  

Flatter

than Utah alcohol?

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by the new Bradfather on Apr 28, 2010 8:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

Flatter than AK's hair

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by Vromanite on Apr 28, 2010 8:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

If Carlos

had a consistent J, he probably wouldn’t be shoulder boulder man

Brad James

by the new Bradfather on Apr 28, 2010 8:56 PM MDT reply actions  

Go Jazz!

Mmmph rrgh prrmf! - someone with his mouth gagged
Go Jazz! Go Hogs! GO BILLS!

by Dyl on Apr 28, 2010 8:57 PM MDT reply actions  

Chauncey is a sweaty, sweaty man.

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by Shums on Apr 28, 2010 8:57 PM MDT reply actions  

tooooooooo many turnovers.

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by Shums on Apr 28, 2010 8:58 PM MDT reply actions  

Already

the Jazz are suffering the Nuggets to have momentum. In turn, the Jazz could suffer for this. I love wordplay!

Brad James

by the new Bradfather on Apr 28, 2010 8:58 PM MDT reply actions  

Wesley!

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by Dyl on Apr 28, 2010 8:58 PM MDT reply actions  

omswwwwwwwwww

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by Shums on Apr 28, 2010 8:59 PM MDT reply actions  

OMSW!

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by Vromanite on Apr 28, 2010 8:59 PM MDT reply actions  

Wes

Matthews! Like an old friend, you’re always there to brighten my day!

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by the new Bradfather on Apr 28, 2010 8:59 PM MDT reply actions  

FES! (the pass!)

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by TazzJazzFan on Apr 28, 2010 8:59 PM MDT reply actions  

unsung fact

Fes is a quite decent passer.

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by Shums on Apr 28, 2010 8:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

Fes and Dirk

Nowitzki=the best big-guy European passers.

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by the new Bradfather on Apr 28, 2010 9:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

the king of that factor

Arvydas Sabonis.

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by Shums on Apr 28, 2010 9:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

I always wished Sabonis

played in the NBA when he was younger.

"He is STUPID but he knows that he is STUPID and that almost makes him smart."

by LoWBlok on Apr 28, 2010 9:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

And before he ripped his knee up

Falling down some stairs when drunk…

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by TazzJazzFan on Apr 28, 2010 9:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

yeah that.

it was.

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by Dyl on Apr 28, 2010 8:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

Fes To Wes (For the Win!)

"He is STUPID but he knows that he is STUPID and that almost makes him smart."

by LoWBlok on Apr 28, 2010 9:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

Farkin blind Stupit Reffs!!!!

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by RRR on Apr 28, 2010 9:00 PM MDT reply actions  

Melo's playing off Wes

Like he’s afraid of giving up fouls. Exploit that!

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by TazzJazzFan on Apr 28, 2010 9:00 PM MDT reply actions  

Adrian

CAN’T ley has his work cut out for him, I’m afraid

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by the new Bradfather on Apr 28, 2010 9:02 PM MDT reply actions  

Why did Deron not pursue that loose ball?

Was the 24 shot clock about to expire?

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by Dyl on Apr 28, 2010 9:04 PM MDT reply actions  

That was odd

I think he thought it was traveling faster than it actually was, so he thought he couldn’t chase it down. Strange.

by shandonfan on Apr 28, 2010 9:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

Turnovers

are bad, Jazz, they’re like the fat girl who no one wants to date!

Brad James

by the new Bradfather on Apr 28, 2010 9:04 PM MDT reply actions  

Ninja, un-Ninja, Ninja.

Interesting sequence

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by TazzJazzFan on Apr 28, 2010 9:05 PM MDT reply actions  

as long as that repeats

2:1 ratio isn’t too bad, eh?

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by Dyl on Apr 28, 2010 9:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh What a Pass!

Ninja!

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by Dyl on Apr 28, 2010 9:05 PM MDT reply actions  

2 on Billups

Me likey

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by TazzJazzFan on Apr 28, 2010 9:06 PM MDT reply actions  

I don't

Lawson has been far better offensively.

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by Shums on Apr 28, 2010 9:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

Chauncey is more clutch

I’d rather Lawson in at the death

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by TazzJazzFan on Apr 28, 2010 9:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Chauncey

Billups doesn’t seem to be having a good time. Deron is to accredit for that, naturally!

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by the new Bradfather on Apr 28, 2010 9:06 PM MDT reply actions  

Ty Lawson may actually be worse for us than Billups

it may be a blessing in disguise for Denver if TL has to come in.

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by Dyl on Apr 28, 2010 9:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

lol

JR Smith “he of Twitter fame”
Nice.

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by Dyl on Apr 28, 2010 9:06 PM MDT reply actions  

Dick Stockton

is still a lot of fun to listen to. I don’t care what tools who don’t know good broadcasting have to say about him.

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by the new Bradfather on Apr 28, 2010 9:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I liked that one too

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by Vromanite on Apr 28, 2010 9:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Other than the TOs

off to a decent start.

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by Vromanite on Apr 28, 2010 9:06 PM MDT reply actions  

3 sec rule

hey, i just looked up the 3 sec rule. Does the whole body have to come out of the paint or just a foot?

by go4jazz on Apr 28, 2010 9:07 PM MDT reply actions  

Depends on the league, ref crew, mood...

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by TazzJazzFan on Apr 28, 2010 9:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

Just a foot (on offense), I think

Though if you’re Pau Gasol or Andrew Bynum, as long as your aura extends outside the paint, you won’t get called for three seconds.

by shandonfan on Apr 28, 2010 9:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

kinky

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by Dyl on Apr 28, 2010 9:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

I wear no pants

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by Shums on Apr 28, 2010 9:08 PM MDT reply actions  

Pants off, game on?

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by Vromanite on Apr 28, 2010 9:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm so tweeting that before my next rec league game

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by TazzJazzFan on Apr 28, 2010 9:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

hahahaha, I forgot that joke

good times. No, I just meant the Dockers commercial.

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by Shums on Apr 28, 2010 9:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

SLC Newscasters

don’t wear pants either. Two of my friends are KSL reporters and they tell me all about it

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by the new Bradfather on Apr 28, 2010 9:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

that happens all the time

jacket and tie up top, basketball shorts below

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by Shums on Apr 28, 2010 9:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

I share no pants

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by Dyl on Apr 28, 2010 9:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

they are getting the ball when they aren't fully ready

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by AllThatJazzBasketball on Apr 28, 2010 9:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

Denver's made an adjustment against the Flex

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by TazzJazzFan on Apr 28, 2010 9:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

Not feeling cocky but...

So the early Denver onslaught has so far been contained.

by go4jazz on Apr 28, 2010 9:10 PM MDT reply actions  

guys, I am a little buzzed tonight,

But I am having fun. Might be a little silly.

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by Dyl on Apr 28, 2010 9:10 PM MDT reply actions  

+1

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by RRR on Apr 28, 2010 9:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

I like the non-pants-sharing

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by Shums on Apr 28, 2010 9:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

NINJA 3

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by Vromanite on Apr 28, 2010 9:13 PM MDT reply actions  

niiiiiiiiinja

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by Shums on Apr 28, 2010 9:13 PM MDT reply actions  

Sup Ya'll :)

No free throws in the first quarter, and we’re winning?

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by Rog. on Apr 28, 2010 9:13 PM MDT reply actions  

NINJA!

And no BBJ, no Frows for us

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by TazzJazzFan on Apr 28, 2010 9:13 PM MDT reply actions  

first FTs

and they’re for Uncle Fester.

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by Shums on Apr 28, 2010 9:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well we are making pace to have 100 at the end

I think we are the only NBA team to have scored 100 points in all of our playoff games so far

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by Dyl on Apr 28, 2010 9:14 PM MDT reply actions  

Yeah I just checked it. We are.

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by Dyl on Apr 28, 2010 9:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

1 for 2

I’ll take it, Fes

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by Vromanite on Apr 28, 2010 9:14 PM MDT reply actions  

Good work, Jazz

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by TazzJazzFan on Apr 28, 2010 9:15 PM MDT reply actions  

The Jazz

up two after the first. Keep up the good work brethren!

Brad James

by the new Bradfather on Apr 28, 2010 9:15 PM MDT reply actions  

yeah, we're winning. that's all that matters.

two fouls in kmart and billups is good too. we’ll settle down and play better offense.

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by AllThatJazzBasketball on Apr 28, 2010 9:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

So, who's getting a Gr8ness T?

I’m already in negotiations

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by TazzJazzFan on Apr 28, 2010 9:17 PM MDT reply actions  

They look cool

Probably will have to get one on the internet though. I couldnt’ figure out why there was an 8 for a while. Then I realized it was just a Jazz thing, not an NBA thing.

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by Dyl on Apr 28, 2010 9:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

Will they send them to Oz?

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by LoWBlok on Apr 28, 2010 9:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hopefully

Sent them my address, getting back to me with shipping

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by TazzJazzFan on Apr 28, 2010 9:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'll be all ovet that

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by LoWBlok on Apr 28, 2010 9:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'l post on here when it's confirmed

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by TazzJazzFan on Apr 28, 2010 9:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

sweet

"He is STUPID but he knows that he is STUPID and that almost makes him smart."

by LoWBlok on Apr 28, 2010 9:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

those DirecTV commercials are ill-conceived

if what the other guys are saying about cable/dish is true, then by the terms of the game show, that means the DirecTV guy has to be lying.

Also, the importance of this game may be slowly driving me insane.

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by Shums on Apr 28, 2010 9:18 PM MDT reply actions  

Dish Network

>>>>>>>>>>DirectTV. Dish Network gives you NFL Network, NBA TV, CBS College Sports and lots of other cool channels in the basic package

Brad James

by the new Bradfather on Apr 28, 2010 9:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

That's why DirecTV has to make commercials :)

The only problem with Dish Network is it has connection problems, I had it for a few years. Every time a sour wind or storm blew through, the satellite would struggle to remain working.

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by Dyl on Apr 28, 2010 9:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

That's Happening
I can't watch the game in HD tonight because there's snow in Manti. Nevertheless, the SD is working perfectly fine

Brad James

by the new Bradfather on Apr 28, 2010 9:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

See the sign?

DWill fans in Denver

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by TazzJazzFan on Apr 28, 2010 9:19 PM MDT reply actions  

Wow that looked like the softest, slowest 3 ever

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by Dyl on Apr 28, 2010 9:19 PM MDT reply actions  

SLC Dunk

your home for rhetorical questions

by moni on Apr 28, 2010 9:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

more like tautological questions

Millsap does not get that call because Millsap doesn’t get calls.

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by Shums on Apr 28, 2010 9:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

The first rule of Tautology Club

is the first rule of Tautology Club.

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by Shums on Apr 28, 2010 9:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

lol

what does that even mean?

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by Dyl on Apr 28, 2010 9:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/tautology

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by Shums on Apr 28, 2010 9:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

also this

http://xkcd.com/703/

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by Shums on Apr 28, 2010 9:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nice,

I’ll be sure to remember that for later

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by Dyl on Apr 28, 2010 9:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

Dear Korver,

Please make a shot

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by Rog. on Apr 28, 2010 9:22 PM MDT reply actions  

Good Call

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by Rog. on Apr 28, 2010 9:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ty Lawson

is looking pretty solid thus far.

Brad James

by the new Bradfather on Apr 28, 2010 9:24 PM MDT reply actions  

The last "Melo's People of Utah" commecial?

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by Vromanite on Apr 28, 2010 9:27 PM MDT reply actions  

hopefully

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by AllThatJazzBasketball on Apr 28, 2010 9:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

What an insulting commercial

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by Dyl on Apr 28, 2010 9:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by Dyl on Apr 28, 2010 9:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

Dantley's talking to his nuggets again

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by Dyl on Apr 28, 2010 9:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

rofl

that’s fantastic

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by Shums on Apr 28, 2010 9:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wes

is the best, with him, we’ll have success, so Wes may you God bless! I’m a sucky rapper I know.

Brad James

by the new Bradfather on Apr 28, 2010 9:29 PM MDT reply actions  

Make Sure

to keep your composure, Jazz, even when shots don’t fall

Brad James

by the new Bradfather on Apr 28, 2010 9:32 PM MDT reply actions  

Booze and I!!!!

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by RRR on Apr 28, 2010 9:32 PM MDT reply actions  

Booze!

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by Vromanite on Apr 28, 2010 9:33 PM MDT reply actions  

I yelled 'AND 1' when I played on Tuesday night

Teammate yelled back ‘YEAH BOOZE!’

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by TazzJazzFan on Apr 28, 2010 9:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

They don't like my suggestion of Jazz uniforms though

Especially the Nuggies and Rockets fans

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by TazzJazzFan on Apr 28, 2010 9:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

we're getting Jazz unis

as soon as I know what the new ones look like!

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by LoWBlok on Apr 28, 2010 9:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

Everytime I'm on a breakaway

my team gets dissapointed if I don’t pull a ‘special delivery’ Mailman style.

Even if I just lay it up they want a hand behind my head!

"He is STUPID but he knows that he is STUPID and that almost makes him smart."

by LoWBlok on Apr 28, 2010 9:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

BEST INBOUNDS PLAY TEAM EVER

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by TazzJazzFan on Apr 28, 2010 9:33 PM MDT reply actions  

So J.R.

made a plinko. That’s only a big deal if the Jazz make it one and allow it to ensue incessantly.

Brad James

by the new Bradfather on Apr 28, 2010 9:34 PM MDT reply actions  

Please

Tell us

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by TazzJazzFan on Apr 28, 2010 9:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

wow. awesome.

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by AllThatJazzBasketball on Apr 28, 2010 9:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

So Haier

makes HDTVs, microwaves and washing machines and is the official HDTV of the NBA. With that said, the commercials still suck

Brad James

by the new Bradfather on Apr 28, 2010 9:36 PM MDT reply actions  

"We will goooooo HAIER!"

Gets stuck in my head way too easily.

by shandonfan on Apr 28, 2010 9:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

Dick Stockton

needs to stop calling it “The Twitter.” He sounds like an unintentional lolcat.

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by Shums on Apr 28, 2010 9:38 PM MDT reply actions  

All the Thugget talk

about taking Deron and everyone else to the floor on the Denver Stiff site. Good to see Karma at work.

by go4jazz on Apr 28, 2010 9:40 PM MDT reply actions  

Glad to see there's assholes like you who actually like seeing people get hurt.

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by Mini Hulk on Apr 28, 2010 11:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nuggets athletic trainer

apparently shops with the alt-timeline Ben Linus.

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by Shums on Apr 28, 2010 9:40 PM MDT reply actions  

I Don't Take Pleasure

in opponents’ players getting hurt (unless it’s Manu GiFLOPPY) so I hope Nene is OK. He is one of my favs in the Association

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same

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by AllThatJazzBasketball on Apr 28, 2010 9:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

No

I’m not accusing you, go4Jazz, you don’t seem like the malevolent, vindictive type

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by the new Bradfather on Apr 28, 2010 9:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

it's always the quiet ones.

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by Shums on Apr 28, 2010 9:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

Is

K-Mart’s lip tat the result of an ill-advised hicky?

Brad James

by the new Bradfather on Apr 28, 2010 9:43 PM MDT reply actions  

penis.

Mmmph rrgh prrmf! - someone with his mouth gagged
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by Dyl on Apr 28, 2010 9:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

sorry.

Nonsensical but somebody in the room just answered a question with it.

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by Dyl on Apr 28, 2010 9:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

What's the occasion

for male reproductive organ smack?

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Hey Martin, GTFO of the way

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by Vromanite on Apr 28, 2010 9:44 PM MDT reply actions  

NINJAAAAAA!

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by Vromanite on Apr 28, 2010 9:47 PM MDT reply actions  

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by Shums on Apr 28, 2010 9:47 PM MDT reply actions  

Nene

will not return. As a fan of basketball, to me that sucks hardcore

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by the new Bradfather on Apr 28, 2010 9:48 PM MDT reply actions  

yeah but Denver has Andersen

He’s about as entertaining as nene

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by Dyl on Apr 28, 2010 9:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

Let's not go overboard about pitying his injury.

We lost Okur in the first game and this is the equalizer.

by Wilder. on Apr 28, 2010 9:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

Close this Q out strong!

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by Vromanite on Apr 28, 2010 9:49 PM MDT reply actions  

Woohoo!

Threeeeee

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by Dyl on Apr 28, 2010 9:49 PM MDT reply actions  

Let the record show

We are all sorry that Nene is injured, despite any advantage it may give our team.

Sportsmanship, we has it

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by Shums on Apr 28, 2010 9:50 PM MDT reply actions  

As for

good grammar. Aw screw it, that’s overrated anyway

Brad James

by the new Bradfather on Apr 28, 2010 9:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

once you know the rules, you can break them.

Like Shakespeare.

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by Shums on Apr 28, 2010 9:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

NIN-F'N-JA!!!!!!

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by Vromanite on Apr 28, 2010 9:50 PM MDT reply actions  

Deron

with the huge plinko and the Gummi bear bounce!

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by the new Bradfather on Apr 28, 2010 9:50 PM MDT reply actions  

I love it.

All Billups does is try to draw the foul. It’s nice to put him in his place.

by Wilder. on Apr 28, 2010 9:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nene out, K-Mart with 3 fouls, Billups with 3 fouls

commence to chin stroke.

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by Shums on Apr 28, 2010 9:51 PM MDT reply actions  

I am liking the way this game is going

If we can keep the Nuggets off balance and with no swagger it’s a good chance.
Deron and the Jazz look like the ones with the swag right now.

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by Dyl on Apr 28, 2010 9:51 PM MDT reply actions  

excellent.

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by AllThatJazzBasketball on Apr 28, 2010 9:52 PM MDT reply actions  

11 Lead Changes

and five ties=good basketball. Deron Williams 17 and Carlos Boozer 15, sounds good to me.

Brad James

by the new Bradfather on Apr 28, 2010 9:52 PM MDT reply actions  

Boozer almost said "gooder"

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by Shums on Apr 28, 2010 9:53 PM MDT reply actions  

Aye

Mmmph rrgh prrmf! - someone with his mouth gagged
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by Dyl on Apr 28, 2010 9:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

Don't hate because Boozer speaks gooder than you.

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by Vromanite on Apr 28, 2010 9:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

I am so utterly freaked out by that dog-credit-score thingy.

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by Shums on Apr 28, 2010 9:54 PM MDT reply actions  

Are we listening to the same crowd, Kenny?

the crowd is NOT into it. Game 4 at the ESA, during EVERY POSSESSION we were screaming.

There, Chuck has it right.

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by Shums on Apr 28, 2010 9:58 PM MDT reply actions  

All seats at ESA were cold all night long!

Happens when they are sitting in them ya know?

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by RRR on Apr 28, 2010 10:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

love it

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by AllThatJazzBasketball on Apr 28, 2010 10:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

I can't watch those promos for "Are We There Yet"

without thinking of the Old Spice commercials.

“aaaaaaaaaaaaabdominals.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tI4CbCniBI

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by Shums on Apr 28, 2010 10:02 PM MDT reply actions  

I can't watch them

without facepalming at the thought of Ice Cube producing a sitcom.

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by Vromanite on Apr 28, 2010 10:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

And then he releases

another West Coast Gansta album.

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by LoWBlok on Apr 28, 2010 10:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

As For George Lopez

his show sucks and unwar people that want the FAKERS to win the championship

Brad James

by the new Bradfather on Apr 28, 2010 10:13 PM MDT reply actions  

lolz @ the expression on Dantley's face

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by Shums on Apr 28, 2010 10:15 PM MDT reply actions  

This is like a first quarter redux

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by Vromanite on Apr 28, 2010 10:15 PM MDT reply actions  

thank you festus

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by RRR on Apr 28, 2010 10:15 PM MDT reply actions  

In Serving

as the unofficial liaison between SLC Dunk and Denver Stiffs, Nuggies fans tell me, the content is extremely anti-Boozer. They’ve regained some of their swag it appears. Brad James, signing off…

Brad James

by the new Bradfather on Apr 28, 2010 10:17 PM MDT reply actions  

Worst. Foul. Ever.

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by Vromanite on Apr 28, 2010 10:18 PM MDT reply actions  

Thanks moni

BRB, client has busted their site. Need to fix

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by TazzJazzFan on Apr 28, 2010 10:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

Pants off!

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by LoWBlok on Apr 28, 2010 10:19 PM MDT reply actions  

dag, they're shooting better now

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by Shums on Apr 28, 2010 10:19 PM MDT reply actions  

Wes

that was a SICK MCNASTY

Brad James

by the new Bradfather on Apr 28, 2010 10:20 PM MDT reply actions  

Afflalo

was suckered by the Ninja mystique. Wah-tahhhhhhhhhh!

Brad James

by the new Bradfather on Apr 28, 2010 10:21 PM MDT reply actions  

Defense at some point would be awesome

Fewer stupid turnovers would also be awesome. I’d settle for one or the other.

by shandonfan on Apr 28, 2010 10:23 PM MDT reply actions  

Well I just pulled out a bunch of trout from the smoker......

Dinner has been served!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH goodness was that ever good!

Iffin ya’ll show up I’ll share too! :)

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by RRR on Apr 28, 2010 10:24 PM MDT reply actions  

okay, can someone confirm that the Nuggets did, in fact, swap in a replicant version of 2004 Chauncey?

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by Shums on Apr 28, 2010 10:24 PM MDT reply actions  

someone give him the Voigt-Kampff test

(who’s nerdy enough to get that one?)

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by Shums on Apr 28, 2010 10:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

Book or Film?

I prefer Geek to Nerd

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by TazzJazzFan on Apr 28, 2010 10:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

both book and film, actually

though different titles on each

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by Shums on Apr 28, 2010 10:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

What I meant ;)

Which one did you want me to get? Do Androids Dream or Blade Runner?

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by TazzJazzFan on Apr 28, 2010 10:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

ah :)

shouldn’t have doubted

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by Shums on Apr 28, 2010 10:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

Chauncey

is like Vanessa Williams, he just saves his best for last. He’s always been a more prolific postseason performer than a regular season one

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by the new Bradfather on Apr 28, 2010 10:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

OMSW!!

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by RRR on Apr 28, 2010 10:26 PM MDT reply actions  

Wesley speed!

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by Vromanite on Apr 28, 2010 10:26 PM MDT reply actions  

Man, HALP!

Whats the jinx rules? DO I start watching again, or rely on updates from here?

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by TazzJazzFan on Apr 28, 2010 10:28 PM MDT reply actions  

Boozer workin hard tonight!

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by RRR on Apr 28, 2010 10:28 PM MDT reply actions  

Runs

that encompass entire quarters are counterproductive.

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by the new Bradfather on Apr 28, 2010 10:30 PM MDT reply actions  

Ninja THREE!!

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by RRR on Apr 28, 2010 10:32 PM MDT reply actions  

I love Deron.

That is all.

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by Vromanite on Apr 28, 2010 10:32 PM MDT reply actions  

+8

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by RRR on Apr 28, 2010 10:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

Paul Millsap

leaves Nuggets defenders somewhere in the Smoky Mountain rain.

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by the new Bradfather on Apr 28, 2010 10:32 PM MDT reply actions  

Gotta get korver going.

He hits the shots he usually does and jazz have a small lead right now.

by iidiot on Apr 28, 2010 10:34 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

20 points and 10 ASSISTS, sideline dude

not rebounds.

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by Vromanite on Apr 28, 2010 10:36 PM MDT reply actions  

Korver = extreme fail

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by Shums on Apr 28, 2010 10:38 PM MDT reply actions  

It almost looked like we weathered the storm

not so anymore.

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by Vromanite on Apr 28, 2010 10:38 PM MDT reply actions  

HUGE!

I caused the blackout!

by Juan B on Apr 28, 2010 10:40 PM MDT reply actions  

J.R.

out of control. It’s good that he gets up though.

Brad James

by the new Bradfather on Apr 28, 2010 10:40 PM MDT reply actions  

WTG Smith.....

Got the Charge, and the injury too!!

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by RRR on Apr 28, 2010 10:40 PM MDT reply actions  

WTF?

why is the denver crowd booing? Millsap was outside the area and planted before JR left his feet. How is it Millsap’s fault that JR hurt himself?

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by Shums on Apr 28, 2010 10:41 PM MDT reply actions  

okay, let's not do that

I mean, I guess they were just booing the offensive foul, as all good fans would do. But seriously, it’s not our fault they’re all getting hurt.

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by Shums on Apr 28, 2010 10:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

yuppers.....

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by RRR on Apr 28, 2010 10:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Alright.

Time to go into beast mode, Deron.

by Wilder. on Apr 28, 2010 10:41 PM MDT reply actions  

86-81

this is doable. I need not remind the Jazz that it’s best to eliminate opponents swiftly

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by the new Bradfather on Apr 28, 2010 10:41 PM MDT reply actions  

c;mon jazz. win this game

don’t lose and give nuggets hope and momentum

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by AllThatJazzBasketball on Apr 28, 2010 10:44 PM MDT reply actions  

Oh Fes.....

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by Vromanite on Apr 28, 2010 10:45 PM MDT reply actions  

Stay

within range, then make your surge!

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by the new Bradfather on Apr 28, 2010 10:46 PM MDT reply actions  

Nice

I caused the blackout!

by Juan B on Apr 28, 2010 10:46 PM MDT reply actions  

And there it goes

Free throws from here on out for Denver. Not good.

by shandonfan on Apr 28, 2010 10:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

Booze may have gotten away with a push on the OREB

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by Vromanite on Apr 28, 2010 10:48 PM MDT reply actions  

Talk to me

How we doing? Still not watching out of Jinx fear

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by TazzJazzFan on Apr 28, 2010 10:50 PM MDT reply actions  

You need to watch

We’re already in the penalty with the next foul. It’s going to be a long fourth.

by Basketball John on Apr 28, 2010 10:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ok, it's on BBJ's head

opening ILP

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by TazzJazzFan on Apr 28, 2010 10:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

The Nuggets

are missing lots of free throws. Golden opportunity for the Jazz

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by the new Bradfather on Apr 28, 2010 10:50 PM MDT reply actions  

How the F do you leave him that open?

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by Vromanite on Apr 28, 2010 10:51 PM MDT reply actions  

ninja

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by RRR on Apr 28, 2010 10:51 PM MDT reply actions  

+1

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by RRR on Apr 28, 2010 10:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

+sideways 8

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by Vromanite on Apr 28, 2010 10:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

Mansap!

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by RRR on Apr 28, 2010 10:52 PM MDT reply actions  

Dang

Melo finally misses and we give up the offensive board.

by Basketball John on Apr 28, 2010 10:53 PM MDT reply actions  

J.R.

is unconscious. There’s nothing to do but tip your hat to him when he’s that hot

Brad James

by the new Bradfather on Apr 28, 2010 10:53 PM MDT reply actions  

I'm Afraid

in the realm of anti-jinxing, the joke’s on you

Brad James

by the new Bradfather on Apr 28, 2010 10:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

The Karma Gods

are mercurial and bereft of taste. They’re certainly helping J.R. tonight

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by the new Bradfather on Apr 28, 2010 11:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

Smells like Game 1

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by Vromanite on Apr 28, 2010 10:58 PM MDT reply actions  

GUYS

I DON’T FEEL GOOD

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by Shums on Apr 28, 2010 10:59 PM MDT reply actions  

Loud noises coming from the room with the big screen!!

I’m afraid to go check them out.

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by RRR on Apr 28, 2010 10:59 PM MDT reply actions  

Yohan who tro?

Jazz gotta make their move now or they are JR baked.

by iidiot on Apr 28, 2010 10:59 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

c'mon jazz, let's get it together!

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by AllThatJazzBasketball on Apr 28, 2010 11:00 PM MDT reply actions  

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by RRR on Apr 28, 2010 11:01 PM MDT reply actions  

OK

Here we go. POSITIVE, PEOPLE!

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by TazzJazzFan on Apr 28, 2010 11:02 PM MDT reply actions  

Yeah, it's on the ball.

And then he drags his arm down. Easy call.

by Wilder. on Apr 28, 2010 11:04 PM MDT reply actions  

FTs are pretty important, mmmkay?

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by Vromanite on Apr 28, 2010 11:04 PM MDT reply actions  

Dick Stockton: "Williams is 7-7 from the line."

D-Will: Brick.

Ugh.

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by Shums on Apr 28, 2010 11:04 PM MDT reply actions  

+12

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by TazzJazzFan on Apr 28, 2010 11:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

OH NO WAY

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by TazzJazzFan on Apr 28, 2010 11:05 PM MDT reply actions  

Sap is going to be murdered before he gets a call

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by Vromanite on Apr 28, 2010 11:06 PM MDT reply actions  

Stupit reffs....................

Sap was mauled…..

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by RRR on Apr 28, 2010 11:06 PM MDT reply actions  

Stupit fuggin reffs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Homer much?

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by RRR on Apr 28, 2010 11:07 PM MDT reply actions  

I can't believe we're down 11 points.

It doesn’t feel like a game we should be losing.

by Wilder. on Apr 28, 2010 11:07 PM MDT reply actions  

Nuggets went off

Hit like 9 threes in a row. We probably shouldn’t be that close.

by iidiot on Apr 28, 2010 11:09 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

My bad

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by TazzJazzFan on Apr 28, 2010 11:07 PM MDT reply actions  

The Jazz

might be out of chances tonight. You never want to give an opponent hope

Brad James

by the new Bradfather on Apr 28, 2010 11:08 PM MDT reply actions  

Ninja THREE!!

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by RRR on Apr 28, 2010 11:08 PM MDT reply actions  

honestly

we got the benefit of the doubt some in SLC. Can’t be too upset at these calls. Home court is home court. Fact is, D-Will/the rest are in Whine Mode. The calls aren’t coming, kids. Let’s play the basketball.

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by Shums on Apr 28, 2010 11:08 PM MDT reply actions  

+1

"OK, let’s do this. Let’s play the basketball." - Fes

by Vromanite on Apr 28, 2010 11:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

D UP!

I caused the blackout!

by Juan B on Apr 28, 2010 11:08 PM MDT reply actions  

Bail-Out

foul. Give the Nuggies credit, since halftime, they’ve been the aggressors. When you get hit in the mouth, you must respond

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by the new Bradfather on Apr 28, 2010 11:09 PM MDT reply actions  

Jerry, pack it up

Back to SLC

I caused the blackout!

by Juan B on Apr 28, 2010 11:10 PM MDT reply actions  

sad jazz could not close it out tonight

jazz in 6

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by Czheck on Apr 28, 2010 11:12 PM MDT reply actions  

Game was tight

until the officiating stole the show. Fortunately our guys didn’t back down and Denver isn’t going to get those calls in Utah on Friday. Plus maybe our bench will be able to find the bottom of the net. I’m looking at you Mr. Korver. This game is Exhibit A as to why I hate the NBA and will tune out once (if ever) Utah is eliminated.

by tyrantking on Apr 29, 2010 12:45 AM MDT up reply actions  

Dick Stockton does not understand the "7-0 when leading a series 3-1" stat

That’s 7-0 in the series as a whole, not in Game 5s, right? Can’t say I’m feeling terribly comfortable about that stat remaining intact, though

by shandonfan on Apr 28, 2010 11:22 PM MDT reply actions  

Well that sucked.

"OK, let’s do this. Let’s play the basketball." - Fes

by Vromanite on Apr 28, 2010 11:22 PM MDT reply actions  

hollow

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by TazzJazzFan on Apr 28, 2010 11:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

DEN: 33-42 FT

UTAH: 19-25 FT

A goodly part of this is home court advantage, but more than that, it’s a lack of aggression on the inside. The incisive interior passing, taking care of the ball, none of that was there. It’s on us.

I have no doubt that we will be far more aggressive back at home.

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by Shums on Apr 28, 2010 11:23 PM MDT reply actions  

wow. i got my blogging hat on already

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by AllThatJazzBasketball on Apr 28, 2010 11:23 PM MDT reply actions  

Well

in my last foray to Denver Stiffs of the evening, Nuggies fans are jazzed up (pardon the pun) and ready to send this thing back to Denver for Game 7. Fate rests in the Jazz’ hands and we’ll see what happens. Good night now!

Brad James

by the new Bradfather on Apr 28, 2010 11:24 PM MDT reply actions  

Hey Utah peeps

I’m a Nuggets fan and was at the game tonight. While I think Denver played well and am happy with the win, the fact is, Utah still played solid. Denver played its best in weeks and the Jazz were in it most of the game.

I would be amazed if Denver can win on the road in game six. I’m just here in your thread to give your team props for playing good this series. I’m impressed, top to bottom. I still think the Jazz flop too much, but that’s just me. I like hockey and smash-mouth basketball. Thuggets. Err?

Good luck on Friday. May the best team win. Peace.

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by Fly Agaric on Apr 29, 2010 12:13 AM MDT reply actions  

good man.

you’re welcome here.

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by Shums on Apr 29, 2010 12:26 AM MDT up reply actions  

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