Game Thread - Utah Jazz @ Los Angeles Lakers - Game 1
Utah Jazz at Los Angeles Lakers, May 2, 2010 1:30 PM MDT
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Time to SHOCK THE WORLD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
"OK, let’s do this. Let’s play the basketball." - Fes
5:36am
And I’m up. GO JAZZ!
Hey all! Oh, thanks to all that posted scores last game. That was a massive help. Appreciate it VERY much
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Now that by gawd is fan dedication!
WTG both Tazz and Moni!!!
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by RRR on May 2, 2010 1:42 PM MDT up reply actions
Nup, day off
Have to take the better half to work later on, that aside I can sleep
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Seriously
Birdman is a tool, even though I’m generally not a Nuggets hater
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on May 2, 2010 1:42 PM MDT reply actions
Ya know, Deron should have pulled up, the play had no chance of altering the outcome of the game....
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by RRR on May 2, 2010 1:44 PM MDT up reply actions
OH MY SWEET UNDRAFTED ROOKIE WESLEY
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Tough to get to the rim w/ the big guys.
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by BC7 on May 2, 2010 1:48 PM MDT up reply actions
That's
how Boozer can get the best of Gasol. Use quickness.
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on May 2, 2010 1:49 PM MDT reply actions
C.J.
takes the charge on the NBA’s ERRR the world’s most notorious scumbag!
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on May 2, 2010 1:50 PM MDT reply actions
Dammit
We aren’t playing crap, but they are hitting EVERYTHING
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Matthews Everyone looks jittery
Fixed it.
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by BC7 on May 2, 2010 1:54 PM MDT up reply actions
This
is not looking good right now. Remember, Jazz, it’s MENTAL, you can beat this team!
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on May 2, 2010 1:54 PM MDT reply actions
Ugh
They came to play. DWill did a great job on Kobe there and he still hit
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Phil Jax is the anti-Sloan
We went on a 1 bucket run and he called a timeout.
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When I get paid this week I'm getting 2
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Perhaps
the Lakers could miss some shots…
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on May 2, 2010 2:00 PM MDT reply actions
What under
God’s heavens is Kobe doing NOT getting called for a T?
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on May 2, 2010 2:01 PM MDT reply actions
Oh, and Kobe's doing that face again
You know, the one that looks like a ferret that’s being abused…
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The Ref
signals the wrong way naturally….
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on May 2, 2010 2:03 PM MDT reply actions
They can't keep this shooting up
(staying positive down here)
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Fisher
trips Williams. D-Fish, you’re a bigger scumbag than I thought.
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on May 2, 2010 2:04 PM MDT reply actions
Tell me they aren't trying to take DWill out
And I\’’ll call you a liar
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BTW...
If Gasol doesn’t have a flagrant foul committed on him this series I will be severely disappointed in both Koof and Fes. When he gets open inside someone needs to make him earn it.
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It was 6 per minute in the Nuggets series
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30-25
keep chipping away Jazz!
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on May 2, 2010 2:09 PM MDT reply actions
and Hackers too!! :)
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by RRR on May 2, 2010 2:11 PM MDT up reply actions
Screw You
Pothead Felipe, you’re the one who frequents the strip clubs
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on May 2, 2010 2:10 PM MDT reply actions
Strippers, Hackers, and Whacking...
The brilliance of a Phill Jackson huddle. LOL!
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If Fes had been in that huddle I've got 2:1 odds that he would have dropped...
That’s What She Said!
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by BC7 on May 2, 2010 2:13 PM MDT up reply actions
"this team has a bunch of strippers and hackers out there"
"Just by the aura of D.J. Mbenga being there, the shot missed."
We're too busy stripping and hacking to play D
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Jazz are going to play jack it up from outside all night long.......
Gonna be a long night for us jazz fans…. :(
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Kudos to both of you for your dedication!
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by BC7 on May 2, 2010 2:14 PM MDT up reply actions
that is possible....
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by RRR on May 2, 2010 2:16 PM MDT up reply actions
Either of you are free to go back to bed at any time
I wouldn’t blame you.
"OK, let’s do this. Let’s play the basketball." - Fes
After I take She Who Must Be Obeyed to work
I reckon I’m doing just that
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I have to work 1 weekend in 5
And it’s 2 × 12 hour days (6am-6pm) so I get 3 days off through the weeks before/after it to make up for it
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Typical
Odom intelligence there when he fouls Kyle…
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on May 2, 2010 2:13 PM MDT reply actions
Just in, just realized the game was early today.
And thanks for the podcast, that was entertaining.
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What a lame offensive foul
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Boozer looks like Gasol could just swallow him up
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When Luke EFFING WALTON is hitting shots like that...
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I thought the same thing. Damn.
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by BC7 on May 2, 2010 2:19 PM MDT up reply actions
Keep
fighting guys, we’ll get some breaks!
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on May 2, 2010 2:21 PM MDT reply actions
AND the finish.
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by Dyl on May 2, 2010 2:21 PM MDT up reply actions
So what's the news on AK?
Is he going to be back for Game 2 or 3?
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The Media
loves the Lakers. That shows how stupid many of my MSM brethren are. How can you love this team? A bunch of thugs and tools.
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on May 2, 2010 2:24 PM MDT reply actions
Kobe slaps more on offense than anyone in the Association.
Glad they finally called one.
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kobe is second in fouls commited
after howard
so he should be first
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by Dyl on May 2, 2010 2:30 PM MDT up reply actions
Wes Matthews
giving Showbe nightmares!
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on May 2, 2010 2:28 PM MDT reply actions
Fisher
Deron played you like the fool you are!
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on May 2, 2010 2:29 PM MDT reply actions
GAWD at the tinyest glimmer of a flow for the Jazz, the stupit reffs fark it up!
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I'll
bet the Lakers PA announcer bakes chronic. His speech is sure deliberate enough
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on May 2, 2010 2:29 PM MDT reply actions
LOL!
My wife just mentioned the same thing. Classic.
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by BC7 on May 2, 2010 2:30 PM MDT up reply actions
Well Then
BC7, your wife and I will wish Lawrence (the PA man) Happy 4-20, 12 days late!
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on May 2, 2010 2:32 PM MDT up reply actions
hey all
I just got home. (yeah, just a hint: don’t go into medicine — i’m looking at you utesfan)
what have i missed? sorry i could not be in the podcast. looking at the boxscore i can immediately see some of the things i wrote about coming true.
what happened to fes? he is a no-show again today, or injured?
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by AllThatJazzBasketball on May 2, 2010 2:31 PM MDT reply actions
that sucks.
he played so well as a rookie against bynum, and as a soph against guys like yao, etc
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by AllThatJazzBasketball on May 2, 2010 2:33 PM MDT up reply actions
Lakers shooting ~ 60%, Jazz shooting ~ 45%
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by Dyl on May 2, 2010 2:33 PM MDT up reply actions
intimidated is more like it!
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by RRR on May 2, 2010 2:34 PM MDT up reply actions
Booze
if Fisher does that to you again, punch that sucka in the face
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on May 2, 2010 2:34 PM MDT reply actions
Not
when the ref’s looking of course. That was total satire. Of course, that’s stupid
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on May 2, 2010 2:36 PM MDT up reply actions
that sequence was complete bull$hit
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got daamed Kobutt can throw a total hissy fit TWICE and not get a T.
Booze says, WHAT? and gets T’d up for it!
Stupit reffs!!!!!!!!!!
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by RRR on May 2, 2010 2:38 PM MDT up reply actions
Can you imagine what we'd be like if WE had somebody like Gasol
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
YEH BO-OY
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Deron
Williams with the THROWDOWN!
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on May 2, 2010 2:37 PM MDT reply actions
Artest needs a shower after that one
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BBJ check the booth lineup
They couldn’t give sky credit for being blue
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Now
the FAKERS aren’t getting breaks and the Jazz come back. Interesting…
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on May 2, 2010 2:38 PM MDT reply actions
Announcers
They really like to talk about how we don’t have a chance.
amazing they are not discussing their last trip to a strip club!
They are not paying attention to the game at all!
SIGH…… all too normal today…
I miss HotRod!!
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by RRR on May 2, 2010 2:40 PM MDT up reply actions
Doesn't SLC have an arena football team?
Harpring really ought to look into that.
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by Dyl on May 2, 2010 2:39 PM MDT up reply actions
No they gave up the ghost...... went broke.
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by RRR on May 2, 2010 2:41 PM MDT up reply actions
I thought it was a Hennessy promotional T-shirt
“Buy a case and when it’s delivered to your locker room you get a free T-Shirt”
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Matthews with a sweet finish!
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It's
eight points at the half so plus 1 Los Angeles in the quarter. Keep fighting Jazz, that’s all we can ask!
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on May 2, 2010 2:40 PM MDT reply actions
Not a horrible first half.
If the Lakers can stop shooting as such a high percentage, we can climb our way to a win.
Was just thinking that, but it's now 'normal' wake up time
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I remember what that was like
when I was doing tropic med in India and still trying to follow the jazz back in the early 2000s
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by AllThatJazzBasketball on May 2, 2010 2:49 PM MDT up reply actions
the problem is i might not have enough will power to get up again
and the jazz aren’t giving me much extra motivation
The team looks frustrated
and they’re thinking too hard, particularly Boozer, Miles, and Fes. and how about Korver’s first shot? I think if they can make a significant run, they will have some confidence to carry forward. And Deron, once again, can do what he wants. I think he should go in and draw some fouls on the big guys, but how many more bruises can he sustain?
The Jazz need to get back on D
and stop arguing after every non-foul call.
"OK, let’s do this. Let’s play the basketball." - Fes
Eventually
the Jazz need to go on a huge surge. Hopefully one is imminent
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on May 2, 2010 3:03 PM MDT reply actions
That's
the C.J. the Jazz need to show up
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on May 2, 2010 3:04 PM MDT reply actions
Ok, we get it, the whole booth hates Utah
Arsehats
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Perhaps
if they visited Utah (when there’s no snow) they’d have a different opinion
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on May 2, 2010 3:06 PM MDT up reply actions
Bynum
what a loser. He didn’t even challenge Fes
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on May 2, 2010 3:07 PM MDT reply actions
I think his knee is worse than suspected. Doesn't seem mobile
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We won't lie down and die
Big positive so far
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this game is totally deja vu for all previous jazz games in Lal
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by AllThatJazzBasketball on May 2, 2010 3:08 PM MDT reply actions
Finally Fes played some good D in the post
forced a pass out to Artest.
"OK, let’s do this. Let’s play the basketball." - Fes
Hey Kobe
nice pushoff tool
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on May 2, 2010 3:12 PM MDT reply actions
Can't believe that went in
Then he cries for not getting a call?
by Basketball John on May 2, 2010 3:12 PM MDT up reply actions
"I like Fesenko, I know I'm not supposed to"
because he’ll get fined for talking up someone who’s not a Laker or named Lebron
maybe he need to go puke.
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by RRR on May 2, 2010 3:16 PM MDT up reply actions
Fisher
rot in hell turncoat
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on May 2, 2010 3:16 PM MDT reply actions
Ugh.
We can’t make open shots while everything goes in for the Lakers when they are off balance and/or have a hand in their face.
Artest
got cut as the QB for the Powder puff team
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on May 2, 2010 3:18 PM MDT reply actions
I just get nervous when Gasol holds the ball and thinks about what to do
It never ends well.
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No chance for Boozer defending Gasol in the post
"OK, let’s do this. Let’s play the basketball." - Fes
Esopecially when he stands there with that, Will ya look at that, look on his face.
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by RRR on May 2, 2010 3:19 PM MDT up reply actions
is that from the tomahawk earlier today?
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by Dyl on May 2, 2010 3:20 PM MDT up reply actions
I really like the extended pinky... Adds class to a dunk.
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by RRR on May 2, 2010 3:20 PM MDT up reply actions
In the future we will all have jetpacks
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You didn't get yours already?
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by Dyl on May 2, 2010 3:22 PM MDT up reply actions
It arrives tomorrow with my meal in a pill
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Delay in shipping to that side of the globe.
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by BC7 on May 2, 2010 3:23 PM MDT up reply actions
Try the chicken fried steak pill. Much better than the blackberry cobbler one.
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by Dyl on May 2, 2010 3:23 PM MDT up reply actions
Well that one run was nice but it's going to have to happen a couple more times.
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Gasol
I wonder how his numbers against the Jazz are compared to when he plays the rest of the league.
you notice how the noise makers are only working on one end of the court too...
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by RRR on May 2, 2010 3:25 PM MDT up reply actions
Let's
keep up the good work. I love this Jazz effort!
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on May 2, 2010 3:25 PM MDT reply actions
lets see, fouls committed to actual calls,,,,,, about 10-1 right now
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wow that announcer really is baked
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FOul onnn CARlooos BooZERRR
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by Dyl on May 2, 2010 3:27 PM MDT up reply actions
I Told You
he liked the sticky icky
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on May 2, 2010 3:28 PM MDT up reply actions
Questionable Call
against Boozer
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on May 2, 2010 3:27 PM MDT reply actions
I honestly don’t see how they call a foul on Korver there. He’s backpedaling, Brown puts out his arm because he’s out of control, falls down, and KK gets the foul.
They called that on Booz not KK.
:)
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by BC7 on May 2, 2010 3:29 PM MDT up reply actions
Mr. Stern
as a Jazz and Mavs fan, I hate you double moron. Get some real canine teeth you freak
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on May 2, 2010 3:33 PM MDT up reply actions
It was Kyle's ghost that got him...... Stupit reffs eyes refresh slowly!
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by RRR on May 2, 2010 3:29 PM MDT up reply actions
I Appreciate
the Get Smart reference
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on May 2, 2010 3:33 PM MDT up reply actions
Of course
the shot rims out, the Lakers get all the breaks
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on May 2, 2010 3:29 PM MDT reply actions
We aren't laying down so far
I like it. And the kids seem to be playing with less fear as the game goes on
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and the best part . . .
is that Lakers fans will continue to have their own misguided opinions on our team, despite forgetting that we’re down 2 starters — like LAST playoffs too.
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by AllThatJazzBasketball on May 2, 2010 3:31 PM MDT reply actions
That's Why We Have. To. Win. This Year
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by Dyl on May 2, 2010 3:31 PM MDT up reply actions
not really
if u come to our blogs we all are appreciating how good Dwill and Boozer play…and we know you are down with your players..
your blog here is full of smart guys
but not all lakers fan blogs on the net are. you guys are the outliers.
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by AllThatJazzBasketball on May 2, 2010 3:40 PM MDT up reply actions
in response to what someone was asking earlier
gasol shoots 61.4% against the jazz compared to 53.6% regular season
17 boards to 11
5.5 ast to 3.4
Sometimes Shannon Brown looks like a great player
He’s like their version of CJ
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Bout to say, that Better be a foul, not a jumpball
Odom was tackling him. Good play by Ronnie.
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Ronnie Price
THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on May 2, 2010 3:35 PM MDT reply actions
understandable
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by Dyl on May 2, 2010 3:36 PM MDT up reply actions
Usually
fouls are bad, but Kyle Korver has two good ones in this game.
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on May 2, 2010 3:36 PM MDT reply actions
And where is Van Gundy coaching from? :)
An announcer’s booth.
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by Dyl on May 2, 2010 3:37 PM MDT up reply actions
brought his ladder too!
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by RRR on May 2, 2010 3:38 PM MDT up reply actions
Bynum posting up
KOOF says No
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Oddly Enough
I hate the FAKERS too!
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on May 2, 2010 3:40 PM MDT up reply actions
KOOF is getting it DONE defensively!
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Jazz and Goonies
alike NEVER SAY DIE!
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on May 2, 2010 3:39 PM MDT reply actions
Did we just see Kosta get 2 stops in a row on Bynum?
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Boom bitches and kudos!
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by RRR on May 2, 2010 3:41 PM MDT up reply actions
imagine how good he'd be if . . .
he played in more than 30 games this year! (hyperbole)
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by AllThatJazzBasketball on May 2, 2010 3:41 PM MDT up reply actions
Kobe and ESPN in disbelief that the lakers aren't winning by 40 right now...
Maybe they will figure out that the Jazz actually are a real NBA team.
But we don't play Defence
That’s according to the worst coach in living memory and ‘Mark Jackson, Finger Action’
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COME ON, JAZZ! DO THIS!
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1
point by the Lakers in the quarter!
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on May 2, 2010 3:43 PM MDT reply actions
Have I mentioned to you all
That I LOVE it when CJ slashes to the tin?
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Savvy, Fisher. Have to admit, that was a savvy move.
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Fisher
with the fortuitous whistle in his behalf. Dang I hate him, in case you didn’t know…
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on May 2, 2010 3:44 PM MDT reply actions
and his MFin ladder!!
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by RRR on May 2, 2010 3:45 PM MDT up reply actions
All this without Deron on the court
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Thanks
Jazz, DON’T STOP BELIEVING!
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on May 2, 2010 3:45 PM MDT reply actions
DAMMIT!
How was that not over the back on Gasol?
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ARRRGGGGGHHHHH GASOL!!!!!!!!!
I’m gonna kill the next living thing I see!
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Pau
never misses. That danged Spaniard llama looking fellow
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on May 2, 2010 3:46 PM MDT reply actions
A Spanish Llama just called up
He is insulted by that comparison
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by TazzJazzFan on May 2, 2010 3:47 PM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
I have a friend that looks almost exactly like Pau
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by Dyl on May 2, 2010 3:47 PM MDT up reply actions
If Pau Gasol and Mr. Tumnus the Faun had a sweet love child
that’s my friend Jeremy
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by Dyl on May 2, 2010 3:48 PM MDT up reply actions
you're welcome for the picture :)
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by Dyl on May 2, 2010 3:49 PM MDT up reply actions
Booz
Complaining about a non call on that rebound, and allows Gasol to get the And 1. FML.
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Careful
or Sean Payton might steal them! Just kidding, I’m happy for the New Orleans Saints and I hope Payton is innocent of allegations of stealing meds
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by the new Bradfather on May 2, 2010 3:49 PM MDT up reply actions
Damn, see Flea then?
Drugs are wrong, kids.
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LeBron's
already the MVP, idiots!
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by the new Bradfather on May 2, 2010 3:51 PM MDT reply actions
Wow, I love when the TV people suck at their job
They just showed a graphic saying that the lakers haven’t made a fg in 7 minutes. How did they miss Gasol’s shot. They were all having an orgasm over it twenty seconds earlier
Disgusting
but probably true
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by the new Bradfather on May 2, 2010 3:52 PM MDT up reply actions
No independent thought
Just regurgitate what they’re given.
by Basketball John on May 2, 2010 3:52 PM MDT up reply actions
I can't believe CJ's shooting
sounded like something critical got absolutely cracked
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MAN!
I gotta go take the Better Half to work in a sec… damnnit
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Wes
this is the best you’ve played!
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by the new Bradfather on May 2, 2010 3:54 PM MDT reply actions
OH MY SWEET F'N UNDRAFTED ROOKIE WESLEY
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by RRR on May 2, 2010 3:55 PM MDT up reply actions
Hang on
Earlier they were saying that we couldn’t play D, now our D got us back in the game?
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I like the ball movement on the offensive end.
The Lakers are all turned around. We just need to keep making shots.
Much as I would like to say it was
It wasn’t an offensive foul
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stupid flop, but that wasn't a foul
Jazz aren’t going to get those flop calls this series like they did against Denver
you spent too much time at the Enver sucks site, I can tell. :)
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by RRR on May 2, 2010 3:59 PM MDT up reply actions
YEAH
What a smart play by CJ
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Fisher
called for the charge, what a knob
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by the new Bradfather on May 2, 2010 3:58 PM MDT reply actions
A knob lust called
It’s offended by the comparison
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I prefer the lust call!
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by RRR on May 2, 2010 4:00 PM MDT up reply actions
Got to keep this up kids
This is LA, they’re going to throw their best at us, we have to keep matching it
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The refs
Picked the wrong time to make questionable calls/no calls.
by Jacob Grinyer on May 2, 2010 4:00 PM MDT via mobile reply actions
Wow
I’m sorry, allow me to restate: the refs picked the wrong time to hand it to the fakers….
by Jacob Grinyer on May 2, 2010 4:08 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions
Ok...
I’ve calmed down now XD Still, I thought there were some sketchy no calls down the stretch. I feel like such a hypocrite lol
by Jacob Grinyer on May 2, 2010 4:25 PM MDT up reply actions
If only we had AK tonight...
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Man these last couple of minutes we have the Eye of the Tiger
Like Oklahoma City did
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DWILL BETR MAKE THESE
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Not Over Yet
Lakers can’t afford to slip back into confidence mode
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PUT IN SUNDIATA GAINES!
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didnt get enough minutes
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played poorly,,, = bench boy
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by RRR on May 2, 2010 4:07 PM MDT up reply actions
Was he a factor in the last 3 games? No.
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by BC7 on May 2, 2010 4:07 PM MDT up reply actions
Koof actually played better in his time than Fess
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by Dyl on May 2, 2010 4:07 PM MDT up reply actions
I hate to blame the game on the refs like a Nuggets fan.
But the refs crapped the bed in the last two minutes of play. Every touchy foul given to the Lakers and then the Jazz get raped with no call.
jazz game reffing normal...
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by RRR on May 2, 2010 4:08 PM MDT up reply actions
That'll do it for all practical purposes
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This Sucks
but let’s try to get a split in Los Angeles, if nothing else
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by the new Bradfather on May 2, 2010 4:09 PM MDT reply actions
Does this scare the Lakers just enough to have them put the pedal to the metal in game 2?
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Hopefully this game has some psychological value for the series
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Game over.
What we can take away is that this game bodes well for the Jazz. We need to win Game 2 and then dominate at home, like the Denver series.
I think we can win once AK gets back
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We can, but we have to bring it like we did today.
We can’t drop off the energy level or smarts at all.
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by Dyl on May 2, 2010 4:11 PM MDT up reply actions
Depends on the energy he brings
there are 2 AKs: One that racks up 5-by-5s and one that looks like a string bean punk rocker struggling to hold his own.
if he hustles, he contributes
I just hope his injury doesn’t keep him from playing his all over the court type of play
Jazz are the last NBA playoff team to be held under 100 points.
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Sloan should have kept Price in
with Dwill
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Well
hopefully, this series is symmetrical as was the Denver series. Let’s win Game 2. I, for one, am pleased that the Jazz didn’t back down when they were hit in the mouth. They can win this. It’s like my high school football coach told me, believing is the first step!
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by the new Bradfather on May 2, 2010 4:11 PM MDT reply actions
Oh well
Time to regroup, come back next time and steal Game 2
"OK, let’s do this. Let’s play the basketball." - Fes
Booz needs to get to the FT line.
He’s not going to get many calls if he complains as often as he did in Game 1.
No FTA.
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I would have kept another 7 footer in there too
either FESS or Kufe. They were too much for Millsap and Boozer together
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Why didnt FESS get any playing time today?
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The kid seemed scared as hell......
Did manage a couple good moves, but then fell off the court.
He needs some ass bustin confidence to go against the twin towers!
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by RRR on May 2, 2010 4:17 PM MDT up reply actions
Gasol has never committed a foul
Seriously, he only averaged 2.3 per game regular season. Can you believe that?
His call ratio is like 15 -1... so yeah I believe it!
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by RRR on May 2, 2010 4:16 PM MDT up reply actions
Kobutt is like at 20-1.
Which is actual fouls vs called fouls.
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by RRR on May 2, 2010 4:19 PM MDT up reply actions
+/-
FESS 0
DWill -12
Boozer -7
Millsap -7
Price +7
MORE MINUTES FOR PRICE AND FESS
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+ - is the single WORST stat in the entire world of sports!
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by RRR on May 2, 2010 4:19 PM MDT up reply actions
Lakers are hands down the better team
I thought the officiating was very tame. Lakers interior defense is just superior. hope the jazz can keep playing hard and get the series to 7. but not too optimistic. Love the heart of this team though.
by jake1ar on May 2, 2010 4:18 PM MDT reply actions 1 recs
I liked how the refs allowed the teams to play.
Until the last 6 minutes of the game where the Lakers could jump over the back of Jazz players and then get every touchy foul as well.
That one call when CJ fell guarding Kobe was crap.
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CJ flopped
Then rotated his body on the floor and reached up to shove Kobe’s hip during the shot. Obvious foul and not a smart play, as you’re very conspicuous when you’re on the floor. The refs aren’t what cost the Jazz this game, the length of the Laker bigs and the lack of a Kobe stopper cost them. If you take out the intentional fouls at the end to stop the clock, the free throws attempted was 23-21 in favor of the Lakers. The Lakers often don’t have a significant FT advantage at home because the lower bowl crowd with all the celebs and Hollywood producers is too cool to make any noise and thus don’t influence the refs. The biggest ovation before the Laker run in the final four minutes was when CJ got up OK after his hard fall.
by The Dude Abides on May 2, 2010 5:48 PM MDT up reply actions
But D-Will is amazing
Millsap, Boozer, Miles, and Price really play hard, and Matthews is already way better than his father was when he played for the Lakers. Matthews Sr. was mostly known for this when he played for us:
http://tinyurl.com/28noqnm
He was half McDaniel’s size and then said after the game, “His bald head is mine.” LOL
by The Dude Abides on May 2, 2010 5:55 PM MDT up reply actions
I hope....
….That at least one Jazz player/coach speaks up post game and says something about the officiating, just to get on the League’s nerves.
by Jacob Grinyer on May 2, 2010 4:27 PM MDT up reply actions
I am sorry but...
We as Jazz fans are delusional about the refs swaying this game at all. the Jazz had the opportunity to get a good 6 or 7 point lead but couldn’t do it. Lakers win even with the “horrible officiating.”
by jake1ar on May 2, 2010 4:32 PM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
Your not delusional....
..Your probably more sane than myself, Haha. I wasn’t really being serious. But I would say the Jazz could have had more opportunities had the whistle shown up a time or two more in the closing minutes. But overall I think it was a fine officiated game.
by Jacob Grinyer on May 2, 2010 5:00 PM MDT up reply actions

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