Ladies . . . now I say Ladies . . .
by AllThatJazzBasketball on Jul 3, 2010 4:09 PM MDT
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Now ladies, I hope this is my last post on this Gordon Hayward guy for a while . . . but let's focus on the most important thing here. Yeah, his left hand. We all saw the trollop he hugged when drafted, but I know by the law of averages that some of you jazzfanettes may have a thing for guys who look like that kid who sat behind you in grade 10 homeroom. (?) What's more attractive than than a young professional athlete whom you can train and mold to fit your desires? One who is going to make $1,963,600 (scroll down) in the first year of his rookie contract. The mother of Tiger's cubs just got the GNP of South America in her divorce, I'm sure some lucky Salt Lake Lady may be able to meet Hayward and have a Gorgasm one way or another. (Yes, we may be moving on from Kyle Korver sadly, but his name stays here)
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@AllThatAmar Man… I don’t even have anything to say to that post…
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@UtesFan89 i know a lot of single ladies
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@UtesFan89 trying to do them an economic or romantic solid
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Really, I'm totally not lonely or anything . . .
by AllThatJazzBasketball on Jul 3, 2010 4:28 PM MDT reply actions
SEE ALL THE FUN YOU NON-TWITTER PEOPLE ARE MISSING!
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by AllThatJazzBasketball on Jul 3, 2010 4:28 PM MDT up reply actions
... there are no words
to describe just how odd you are.
Uh, do you think you could draw me like a ninja?
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fine . . . i'll get back to writing a 3000 word piece that
deconstructs the shot tendency of greg ostertag and compare it to mark eaton . . .
(and yea, i’m pretty nuts — how many other non-white utah jazz fans do you know who have never been to utah?)
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by AllThatJazzBasketball on Jul 3, 2010 4:37 PM MDT up reply actions
I agree with Shums completely,
in case it couldn’t be told by my response on twitter
RIP Nick Adenhart. 4/9/09
SLC Dunk
I'm on Twitter
I love this mass exodous
LIke i’m a part of the caucus that said something crazy (Howard Dean / Adlai Stevenson) and then everyone immediately distances themselves from me. ha ha . . .
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by AllThatJazzBasketball on Jul 3, 2010 4:40 PM MDT up reply actions
lol
not a mass exodus…
but yeah, you probably did say something crazy ;)
RIP Nick Adenhart. 4/9/09
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I'm on Twitter
I'm now following both of you.
bahaha
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Stockton to Malone- The perfect combination!!
"I think he just said, 'Oh my Gosh,' or whatever they say in Provo."- ESPN talking about QB. Max Hall after BYU defeated third ranked Oklahoma (2009).
MonSTARZ forever!
Gorgasm
LMAO!
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Gorgasm, really
Thanks for the information, he does have a great smile, but the eyes just don’t do much for me. And really Gorgasm, not the same umph!! Thanks also for the recent definition of Korgasm, I had a much different concept floating around in my brain.
I agree
this kid is no raul lopez . . .
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by AllThatJazzBasketball on Jul 4, 2010 5:53 AM MDT up reply actions
yes, he was.
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by AllThatJazzBasketball on Jul 4, 2010 10:24 AM MDT up reply actions
Alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright Ok now ladies
Now what’s cooler than being cool?
"OK, let’s do this. Let’s play the basketball." - Fes
Bein
ICE COLD!
For the Love of the Game
Stockton to Malone- The perfect combination!!
"I think he just said, 'Oh my Gosh,' or whatever they say in Provo."- ESPN talking about QB. Max Hall after BYU defeated third ranked Oklahoma (2009).
MonSTARZ forever!
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