Fesenko Friday

by Basketball John on Aug 27, 2010 10:00 AM MDT

I thought I'd see how this would run given it's the off-season and we need something to do on Fridays. So I present, Fesenko Friday, a weekly caption contest featuring your favorite Ukrainian big man

Make sure to vote for your favorite captions in the comments by selecting actions/rec below the comment. Up first, this beaut,

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1st!

Do you think I am the sexy? You knows you do!

by Negative on Aug 27, 2010 10:08 AM MDT reply actions

Fesenko: I’m 7 feet 1 inch. I am Capricorn. I like Denny’s and talk until sun comes up. I’m sensitive and a good talker. I can dunk basketball. I play the basketball. I’m good lover when I have someone to love.

Agent: Fes, this isn’t how you get a job in the NBA. Knock it off with the dating tapes.

Fesenko: But teams need to know what teams get from Fesenko. Not just basketball. Whole Package.

The more you try to erase me, the more that I appear.

by clarkpojo on Aug 27, 2010 10:18 AM MDT reply actions 9 recs

I don't even know if I even dare to try, now

by prodigal punk on Aug 27, 2010 10:36 AM MDT up reply actions

Seriously, this is beautiful

by Guybrush on Aug 27, 2010 10:38 AM MDT up reply actions

lmao....

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by Alpha6 on Aug 27, 2010 11:19 AM MDT up reply actions

That’s great!

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by Kurt Adison on Aug 27, 2010 1:09 PM MDT up reply actions

Winner.

That is gold.

by i_am_pure_barbarian on Aug 27, 2010 1:31 PM MDT up reply actions

Lost in translation:

Misunderstanding that scene in “Any Given Sunday” where Jamie Foxx has lunch with Al Pacino, Fesenko has been sending these types of pictures to Sloan since Valentine’s day. This is really why he’s been in the doghouse. The variety and exposure of Fesenko’s poses has only increased when CJ told Fes that Sloan wants to see him be a ‘playa’.

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by AllThatJazzBasketball on Aug 27, 2010 10:48 AM MDT reply actions 2 recs

So, u think u can score with the fesenko eh!!

by JazzMoney on Aug 27, 2010 6:24 PM MDT reply actions

other possibilities

1. I am the Terminator come back from the future to protect Sarah Conner…a Jazz groupie. (play on his joke with the reporter and the red eye in the picture)

2. Let me get this straight, Memo is hurt, Kosta is gone, Booz is gone and I’m STILL not going to get to play?

3. So they want me to play summer league with no contract in place, risk injury, pay for my own plane ticket, and miss all the Ukraine summer action. Yeaaahhh righhtt.

4. So let me get this straight, Sloan will retire if I just ask him please?

5. You call this a club?

by go4jazz on Aug 27, 2010 9:31 PM MDT reply actions

One More

Do not hates me because I am the beautiful.

by Negative on Aug 28, 2010 12:39 AM MDT reply actions 2 recs

hahaha

that was good. Broken tenses = always funny.

Uh, do you think you could draw me like a ninja?
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by Shums on Aug 28, 2010 1:34 AM MDT up reply actions