Fesenko Friday

by Basketball John on Sep 3, 2010 12:00 PM MDT in Fesenko Friday

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Good news, the big man is returning Sept 9th according to his FB page. Then we can start the basketball.

Let's continue Fesenko Friday with your best captions.

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Diary of a Fly

Fez was disappointed to discover that, sadly, there were no pictures of “fly honeys” in the book.

by Negative on Sep 3, 2010 12:07 PM MDT reply actions

Diary of a Fly: "Hi my name is Lebron, and I feel like a fly when I play next to the Fesenko"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tarzvkclaY

The Orioles Suck!
Play FESS More!!!
I love men!
HEH!

by bucimislover on Sep 3, 2010 12:41 PM MDT reply actions

“okai . . . next is page 3 in book “Dairy and Fries”. (clears throat) Fes like ice cream, and cheeses from farmed animals. Fes likes curly fries. . . . Okai mebbe sending me to school for the reading was supposed to be for learning reading, not demonstration after all . . ."

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by AllThatJazzBasketball on Sep 3, 2010 12:50 PM MDT reply actions

“Making your eye learn the reading is very important, only someones with very nice lucks can play the basketball when they are grown.”

by Cody Summerhays on Sep 3, 2010 1:13 PM MDT reply actions 1 recs

I'm not clever

So I’m begging everyone that is — please make a caption based on the funniest part of the picture:

Fesenko’s holding (and, by implication, reading) the freaking book sideways! Come on, clever folks of SLC Dunk, let’s figure out some way to include that absurd little detail.

I got the crap beat out of me in Provo one time

by Yucca Man on Sep 3, 2010 6:43 PM MDT reply actions

lol, I noticed that, but couldn't think of anything that didn't break the don't try to be funny rule

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by JD23UT on Sep 3, 2010 8:06 PM MDT up reply actions

cute

I wish I was clever enough to come up with something.
did everyone see Ross Silers tweet that Fes was worried about reading so he practiced the night before. I thought that was so cute

by dianaallen on Sep 3, 2010 8:09 PM MDT reply actions

I did not catch all of that exchange

I thought Fes practiced basketball the night before . . . NO WONDER HE"S NOT GETTING BETTER . . . instead of working on post moves he’s working on hooked on phonics

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by AllThatJazzBasketball on Sep 3, 2010 8:11 PM MDT up reply actions

“In America, you read book up. In my country, you read book sideways. In Russia, book read you.”

by El Aguacil on Sep 4, 2010 7:28 AM MDT reply actions

+1

by iLoveBooks100per on Sep 7, 2010 8:59 AM MDT up reply actions

Thank goodness he's reading "Diary of a Fly" instead of "Autobiography of a Flea".

by Spikedog on Sep 8, 2010 9:33 AM MDT reply actions

“I read story from the memory so more smooth to children when I get the nerves.”

by Fesenko for President on Sep 11, 2010 9:56 PM MDT reply actions

New language

Fesenko: Book is different language than me has seens befores.
Girl in backround: He’s got the book sideways.
another girl: Good thing Sloan doesn’t make him read the plays.
Man next to fez: At times like these, I love my blackberry!

by Fesenko for President on Sep 25, 2010 8:29 AM MDT reply actions