Ever seen The Fly (1958)? Well in the movie Canadian scientist Andre Delambre accidentally combines himself (mixes atoms) with a fly using a matter transporter device- a disintegrator-integrator. The result is a freakish part fly part French-Canadian. Now imagine if the Jazz front office decided to invest in such a device... Which two Jazz players would be the first to go in? Personally I would want to combine CJ Miles and Raja Bell, we'd have 28.5 year old CJ Bell, a shooting guard with the youthful vigor of Miles and the defensive acumen of Raja. Boomshakalaka!