Sam Amico is spreading the rumor that Jerry might become a candidate for the Blazers open coaching position. In other news, half the Utah Jazz fan base has been put on a suicide watch.

Given all the great things Portland has done for the Jazz recently (see the poison-pill contracts of Millsap and Matthews; and having successfully pilfered the Dread Pirate away from us), I am not amused.

The Jazz front office officially needs to give Jerry a job; I don't care what it is, but he needs to be employed by the Jazz so that we don't ever see him patrolling the sidelines in Portland.