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Tank Commander Lucas Reporting for Duty!

Watching last night's game made me worry that we might have a problem - our young players may be too talented to successfully accomplish mission "Riggin' for Wiggins", even with Corbin as coach. Fortunately there is a man who can help. He's not the hero Jazz Nation needs, he's the hero Jazz Nation deserves - or something like that.

He is John Lucas III - Utah Jazz 2013 Tank Commander!

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(Bonus points if you can identify the original image.)

With his combination of irrational confidence, lack of actual basketball ability, and Corbin-approved vetness you can guarantee our tank will track for a high pick in the 2014 draft lottery.

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