Watching last night's game made me worry that we might have a problem - our young players may be too talented to successfully accomplish mission "Riggin' for Wiggins", even with Corbin as coach. Fortunately there is a man who can help. He's not the hero Jazz Nation needs, he's the hero Jazz Nation deserves - or something like that.
(Bonus points if you can identify the original image.)
With his combination of irrational confidence, lack of actual basketball ability, and Corbin-approved vetness you can guarantee our tank will track for a high pick in the 2014 draft lottery.