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Perfect Burke nickname

Great Scott, I've done it. I think I've finally come up with the perfect nickname for our beloved rookie. Stay with me here.

Trey Burke. Point guard. Serving up assists on silver platters (... er ... TRAYS) is his job. He'll be serving up and dishing out assists left and right this season, delicious morsels of basketball legend, the stuff highlight films are made of. He'll throw lobs to Favors, Burks, and Evans. He'll drive and kick to Hayward, Rush, and Burks in the corner for an easy trey (GET IT?). He'll run the PnR to perfection, serving up easy dunks and smooth jumpers to Favors and Kanter.

He is...

THE WAITER.

No, wait...

He is...

THE BUTLER.

No, no, no.

THE DELIVERER.

I dunno. I thought I had something.

There's something there. You guys figure it out. I'm too tired.

(Filler because I'm still 10 words short of 150. There.)

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