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Upcoming Draft order based on coolest player names

The following baby Momma's knew their boys were destined for success when they added these names to their birth certificates? I predicted that DeMarcus Cousins would be the biggest name in the league, but he still needs to become a man before he can become "the man". Enjoy!

1 - Juvonte Reddic

2 - Dakari Johnson

3 - DeAndre Kane

4 - Jabari Parker

5 - Jahii Carson

(2013 draft only had 2 cool names)

1 - Trey Burke

2 - Ben McLemore

Overall coolest name currently in the NBA... DeAndre Jordan

All comments are the opinion of the commenter and not necessarily that of SLC Dunk or SB Nation.

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