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Mighty Morphin Utah Jazz Power Rangers...... Yeahhhhh!!!!

10,000 years had passed, or so it seemed, that the ancient comet that fell to Salt Lake City was opened and unleashed a reign of terror. The reign of Rita!

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Luckily, a giant head (in some sort of jar?) named Zordon came to save Salt Lake from years of exciting runs for continual sweeps as the 8 seed. He had a plan that Rita refused to allow, a rebuild.

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"Alpha, we must select a group of teenagers with attitude." Said Zordon

"Aye yai yai yai yai. What do I say at tipoff? Oreos, dipping them, too much too little? Aye yai yai yai yai!" said Alpha

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The teenagers with attitude came from all walks of life, from different high schools to become a part of the Power Rangers! Each was given a mega zord, with the ability to develop into something special.

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"Ooooooohhhhh I hate these Power Rangers," said Rita "with their superior talent an ability to develop into something good. I must send more vetz with the ability to not play defense and inhibit our young talent’s development! Puddies, Go! Don’t play defense and stop the rebuild!" "Gloob bloooop sadfasldkfajsdfk doop." said the putties.

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The Power Rangers proved to be of superior talent in every way. And showed that they were more than capable of becoming a team that could defeat all the forces of evil.

Then Rita came up with a new plan. Her most diabolical. The Power Rangers had become lucky and had jumped into the top 3 of the draft. "I will select a monster so bad at defense and so selfish that this team will be stuck in mediocrity forever, aaaahahahahahaha" And so it was that Rita selected the homely, ugly, dim Goldar! A monster that would make Al Jefferson seem like a pick and roll defensive monster!

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"Hahahahaha! This guy is really good at Alphense! Hahaha!" said Bulk to his buddy Skull. "Hue hue hue hue, winning culture, hue hue hue!" said Skull.

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"Alpha, our teenagers with attitude must morph into the Megazord and destroy this wicked Goldar!" said Zordon.

It’s Morphin time! They cried and the formed the superior MegaZord!!!!!!!

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Megazord faught with Goldar, worked with him as much as he could, but Goldar was too stupid or probably just too selfish and even the mighty Megazord couldn't defeat him. And then he came, a new ranger, a special pick that Zordon had selected, one that could take the Rangers to another level. The Green Ranger!!!!!!!

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"Hey guys, I know what will destroy Goldar for good!" said the Green Ranger, passively. And he pulled out his flute and called the mighty Dragon Zord. From the depths of the ocean, the Dragon Zord rose!!!!

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The mighty dragonzord came and with the help of the Rangers and the Megazord, they destroyed Goldar and brought glory to Salt Lake City!

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