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Roster Lineup? Am I missing any contracted people?

We all know about Karl's offensive records, and we all know that Stock is the all-time leader in steals. But did you know that Karl is ranked 10th all-time in steals (9th when he retired; Jason Kidd has since surpassed him)? Does that make you miss him: a) more; b) less; c) the same; d) I don't miss him; e) Who? I'm really young.
Do players get T'd up/fined/suspended for punching their own teammate? What happens the first time the Lickers play the Blazers next season, and the following ensues: 1) Ron Ron yells that he'll take Roy because Kobe's not good enough to guard him; 2) Kobe [attempts to] deck(s) Ron Ron; 3) Ron Ron drags Kobe into the stands, pours beer on him, and takes him out; 4) Vanessa screams obscenities while swinging her purse at Ron Ron's head (and J-Slo, who's at home, grabs a notepad to jot down all these new words he's never heard before)?
If you could pick any Jazz player (or coach) to be your BFF, who would it be and why?
A little insight into what makes AK, AK: http://www.powerinyou.org/ambassadors/focus.html?ambassador=38
I hereby order, I mean, ask everyone nicely to log in and comment more. I realize that it's a holiday over there in the US of A, but I'm left crestfallen and full of despair when I hit refresh (every five minutes) and there are no new comments, anywhere.

Carlos could make more money at OKC or Detroit. He knows the Jazz will be strapped for cash.
He is being disrespected by Coach Sloan. True Warriors like Boozer get to play in critical minutes.
He's being disrespected by Jazz fans. He knows the difference between boos and Booz.
When things are rough in your life, sometimes it's just better to move and get a new start on life.
He's not the main man on the team. That makes him mad.

Please go to NBA.com and vote for Deron. It's All-Star time, baby!
Do you think we should all get stickers for our cars that say: "8>3, SLCdunk.com"?
I'm watching the Cleveland vs. Denver game. LBJ is a amazing.
Melo got a haircut, no more cornrows.
Billups is playing well, I might just beat UtesFan in the Fantasy League this week.

This is good for us because:
If the Fakers lose, they no longer are undefeated. (That was obvious.)
If the Hornets lose, maybe CP3 won't be all over Sports Center in the morning? Who am I kidding...