For the record, I did not get a colonoscopy yesterday. Just in case there was any question. Man, I've got nothing today.
Speaking of someone that probably has had a colonoscopy... Here's my favorite quote from Bill Walton (who is retiring from broadcasting) on John Stockton,
John Stockton is one of the true marvels, not just of basketball, or in America, but in the history of Western civilization!
From @lockedonsports yesterday, we learned that Wesley Matthews will start tonight against the Raptors with AK coming off the bench.
This will be a good move. I like AK on the second team since he can play multiple positions and really, he's been our second best player this season. Booze is creeping up there, but I've liked AK's all around game.
The flash in the night sky you might have seen last night in Utah was the KOOF re-entering the earth's atmosphere. He told me he would like to apologize for causing a disturbance. He was off verifying the water on the moon claim last night. He had to wait until there was a new moon so that he wouldn't be visible in North America.
For the moon people, the tale of the great white 41 has just started.
I told you I have nothing.
The week of polls continue here at SLC Dunk. What would you be willing to give up if it guaranteed a Jazz championship? What if we could win it this year, but it meant that Deron had to be traded in the off-season? Would you do it? What would you give up? It could be anything. Let me know and I'll run these tomorrow.