Looking for a last-minute Christmas present? Let Fesenko Friday help with this. Yesterday was officially Fesstivus, but today is the big man's birthday. So let him give this gift to you to pass on,
Just print it out and give it to the ones you love the most.
No caption contest today but make sure to participate in the Airing of the Grievances in the comments. If you can show any feats of strength, those are welcome as well.