So it's already come to this, then? Well, let's get on with it . . .
- Al Jefferson - Self Fear, Jon
- Alec Burks - Sure Black
- Andrei Kirilenko - Dire Loki Rake Inn (Can't make this up)
- Ante Tomic - Action Time
- Derrick Favors - Fork Scar Drive (a rough place to grow up)
- Devin Harris - Rain Dervish
- Earl Watson - Water Salon or Answer Alto
- Enes Kanter - Serene Tank
- Francisco Elson - Necrosis Falcon
- Goran Suton - Organ Snout (Why Suton? Because I'm not wasting my time doing Tadija Dragicevic)
Gordon Hayward -
Rangy Hardwood(too Porn Star) Dragon Hyrda, ow. (Ak would love that one)
- Jeremy Evans - Nerve Jam, Yes! (Some sort of new dunk that shuts down the defenders CNS)
- Kyrylo Fesenko - "Fry Elk? Ok, yes . . . NO!!"
- Mehmet Okur - Ok mum, three. (taking coaching advice from his mother)
- Paul Millsap - Mail Pal Plus
- Raja Bell - Label Raj (Raj means king, so in a way, a guy who loves designer stuff)
- Ronnie Price - Ironic Preen
Go ahead and make your own in the comments section!