So it begins...
| NBA Draft 2012 -- First Round | |||||
| Team | Player | School | Pos | Comment | |
| 1 | New Orleans Hornets | Anthony Davis | Kentucky (Fr) | PF/C | } : ) |
| 2 | Charlotte Bobcats | Michael Kidd-Gilchrist | Kentucky (Fr) | SF | Wat u say? |
| 3 | Washington Wizards | Bradley Beal | Florida (Fr) | SG | Happy Birthday |
| 4 | Cleveland Cavaliers | Dion Waiters | Syracuse (Fr) | SG | I'm already done |
| 5 | Sacramento Kings | Thomas Robinson | Kansas (Jr) | PF | Much taller than David Stern |
| 6 | Portland Trail Blazers | Damian Lillard | Weber St (Jr) | PG | Can you say "Toxic" contract when he's a FA? |
| 7 | Golden State Warriors | Harrison Barnes | North Carolina (So) | SF | He would have sat behind Josh Howard here |
| 8 | Toronto Raptors | Terrence Ross | Washington (So) | SG/SF | Will surprise |
| 9 | Detroit Pistons | Andre Drummond | UConn (Fr) | C | Bigman will make difference on D |
| 10 | New Orleans Hornets | Austin Rivers | Duke (Fr) | SG | Surprised GSW didn't take him |
| 11 | Portland Trail Blazers | Meyers Leonard | Illinois | C | Hope he has insurance |
| 12 | Houston Rockets | Jeremy Lamb | Connecticut | SG | Great, more shooters |
| 13 | Phoenix Suns | Kendall Marshall | North Carolina (So) | PG | Steve Nash could be gone |
| 14 | Milwaukee Bucks | John Henson | North Carolina (Jr) | PF | Blocks! |
| 15 | Philadelphia 76ers | Maurice Harkless | St. John's (Fr) | SF | Iggy gone? |
| 16 | Houston Rockets | Royce White | Iowa St | SF | "Barkley-like" |
| 17 | Dallas Mavericks | Tyler Zeller | North Carolina | C | Clearly going to help Dirk to another ring |
| 18 | Houston Rockets | Terrence Jones | Kentucky | SF/PF | Houston has a lot of picks. |
| 19 | Orlando Magic | Andrew Nicholson | St. Bonniventure | Goalie | Canadian, eh. |
| 20 | Denver Nuggets | Evan Fournier | France | SG | Needs to step up his Tat game to fit in with the team |
| 21 | Boston Celtics | Jared Sullinger | Ohio St (So) | PF | KG just called him already to make him cry |
| 22 | Boston Celtics | Fab Melo | Syracuse | C | Good pick |
| 23 | Atlanta Hawks | John Jenkins | Vanderbilt (Jr) | SG | We should have traded for him |
| 24 | Cleveland Cavaliers for Dallas |
Jared Cunningham | Oregon St. (Jr) | SG/PG | Played for Obama's Brother in law, so I guess I need to see his birth certificate or something? |
| 25 | Memphis Grizzlies | Tony Wroten Jr. | Washington (Fr) | PG/SG? | I wasn't paying attention |
| 26 | Indiana Pacers | Miles Plumlee | Duke (Sr) | PF/C | What? |
| 27 | Miami Heat | Arnett Moultrie | Miss St (Jr) | PF | Traded to Phi |
| 28 | Oklahoma City Thunder | Perry Jones III | Baylor (So) |
PF | Good teams make good picks |
| 29 | Chicago bulls | Marquis Teague | Kentucky (Fr) | PG | anyone still following along? |
| 30 | Golden State Warriors | Festus Ezeli | Vanderbilt (Sr) | C | Udoh pt 2? |
[Note: This page will be update after ever draft pick.]