Okay, forget the 1st round. The second is where it's at!
| NBA Draft 2012 -- Second Round | |||||
| Team | Player | School | Position | Comment | |
| 31 | Charlotte Bobcats | Jeffrey Taylor | Vanderbilt | SG/SF | Jordan will ruin him |
| 32 | Washington Wizards | Tomas Satoransky | Czech Republic | SG | Prob amazing |
| 33 | Cleveland Cavaliers (For Dal) |
Bernard James | Florida St (Sr) | C | Served 3 tours of duties in USAF |
| 34 | Cleveland Cavaliers (For Dal) |
Jae Crowder | Marquette | SF | Tween-ish |
| 35 | Golden State Warriors | Draymond Green | Michigan St | SF | MSU! |
| 36 | Sacramento Kings (for Indy?) |
Orlando Johnson | Guachos (?) | SG | I don't know anything anymore |
| 37 | Toronto Raptors | Qunicy Acy | Baylor | SF | Nice beard |
| 38 | Denver Nuggets | Quincy Miller | Baylor | PF | Quincy Combo x2 |
| 39 | Detroit Pistons | Khris Middleton | Texas A&M | SF | i got nothing. |
| 40 | Portland Trail Blazers | Will Barton | Memphis | SG | ??? |
| 41 | Portland Trail Blazers (to Nets) |
Tyshawn Taylor | Kansas | PG | D-Will will throw the ball to him very softly. |
| 42 | Milwaukee Bucks | Doron Lamb | Kentucky | SG | Only a boron would pass on him at this point |
| 43 | Atlanta Hawks | Mike Scott | Virginia (Sr) | PF | Injury risk? |
| 44 | Detroit Pistons | Kim English | Missouri | SG | She sounds cute |
| 45 | Philadelphia 76ers (going to Mia?) |
Justin Hamilton | LSU | C | 260+ lb |
| 46 | New Orleans Hornets | Darius Miller | Kentucky | SF | 6 Kentucky guys? |
| 47 | Utah Jazz | Kevin Murphy | Tenn Tech | SG | Our guy |
| 48 | New York Knicks | Kostas Papanikolaou | Greece | SF | ??? |
| 49 | Orlando Magic |
Kyle O'Quinn | Norfolk St. | C | ??? |
| 50 | Denver Nuggets | Izzet Turkyilmaz | Turkey | PF | Named out of scrabble pieces |
| 51 | Boston Celtics | Kris Joseph | Syracuse (Sr) | SF | Canadian! |
| 52 | Golden State Warriors | Ognjen Kuzmic | Boznia + Herzegovina | C | I went to HS with a Bosnian named Ognjen |
| 53 | LA Clippers | Furkan Aldemir | Turkey | PF | Woo! |
| 54 | Philadelphia 76ers | Tornike Shengelia | Georgia | PF | goes by "Toko" |
| 55 | Dallas Mavericks | Darius Johnson-Odom | Marquette | SG | He was supposed to go to us based on the first mock draft |
| 56 | Toronto Raptors | Tomislav Zubcic | Croatia | SF | Seriously? 6'11 SF? |
| 57 | Brooklyn Nets | Ilkan Karaman | Turkey | PF | The Turkish White Chocolate |
| 58 | Minnesota Timberwolves | Robbie Hummel | Purdue (Sr) | SF/PF | Good shooter |
| 59 | San Antonio Spurs | Marcus Denmon | Missouri | SG | Prob will now be an All-Star. You know. Spurs. |
| 60 | LA Lakers | Robert Sacre | Gonzaga | C | Another canadian? WOw. |