If you don't know, Karl Malone (aka. The Mailman) is a Hall of Fame basketball player who has won two MVP trophies, two gold medals, two All-Star game MVPs, and is 2nd All-Time in points scored in NBA/ABA History. He led the Utah Jazz to two NBA Finals tests against the Michael Jordan captained Chicago Bulls in the late 1990s, in the middle of going to the Western Conference Finals five times in seven years.
Furthermore, if you don't know what ClickHole.com is, it's a satirical take on click bait 'news' websites run by the same people who run The Onion. Today they fired a salvo at content starved humans by honoring the Utah Jazz great. It's all satire, but part of it is a challenge. A challenge most of us rabid Utah Jazz fans will take.
And really, this isn't news. But it's October. And we love Karl Malone.