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If you don't know, Karl Malone (aka. The Mailman) is a Hall of Fame basketball player who has won two MVP trophies, two gold medals, two All-Star game MVPs, and is 2nd All-Time in points scored in NBA/ABA History. He led the Utah Jazz to two NBA Finals tests against the Michael Jordan captained Chicago Bulls in the late 1990s, in the middle of going to the Western Conference Finals five times in seven years.
Furthermore, if you don't know what ClickHole.com is, it's a satirical take on click bait 'news' websites run by the same people who run The Onion. Today they fired a salvo at content starved humans by honoring the Utah Jazz great. It's all satire, but part of it is a challenge. A challenge most of us rabid Utah Jazz fans will take.
They said we were crazy to even try this, but we knew you wanted it. http://t.co/WZ7cclYBvp #TheMailman pic.twitter.com/TsrWiiww1s
— ClickHole (@ClickHole) October 17, 2014
"Karl Malone never even won a title," they said. "No one wants to look at that." Yeah, okay. http://t.co/WZ7cclYBvp pic.twitter.com/BGaiuZnE2r
— ClickHole (@ClickHole) October 17, 2014
You want The Mailman. You need The Mailman. http://t.co/WZ7cclYBvp #TheMailman pic.twitter.com/FGgsHH3vK0
— ClickHole (@ClickHole) October 17, 2014
Check out their Karl Malone piece here.
And really, this isn't news. But it's October. And we love Karl Malone.