It's simple. We live in the information age. And we love the Utah Jazz. Via a link I got from Vox.com, here are the first ever tweets about the Utah Jazz, the organization, and the players we love:
Utah Jazz lose to Lakers, 132-102. Even my history teacher discusses Kobe dropping 52 points. In the words of Charlie Brown: good grief.— M.W. Adams (@mwadams) December 3, 2006
Watching the Utah Jazz destroy the Portland Trailblazers. Jerry Sloan is the best coach ever damn it!— Tim Burr (@burrball) April 17, 2007
just had lunch at the Tabernacle with Mr. Mac and Frank Layden— Dan Smith (@dmode) May 9, 2008
: Utah Jazz: Young guys answer the call: Jazz assistant coach Tyrone Corbin told 6-foot-7 starting guard Ronnie.. http://tinyurl.com/8xef7k— Deseret News: Sports (@desnewssports) December 27, 2008
Bulls: Bulls seek interview with Ty Corbin http://tinyurl.com/5e8pnt— Chicago Sun-Times (@Suntimes) May 16, 2008
: Utah Jazz: Dantley finally inducted into Hall: Tom Nissalke, the former Utah Jazz coach, minces .. http://tinyurl.com/5s7dho— Deseret News: Sports (@desnewssports) September 6, 2008
@Derek. Free WiFi makes up for lack of food inside security. Did Coach Martin give you that glare that makes Quin Snyder look like saint?— Ryan Berg (@ryanberg) May 9, 2008
Ha ha ha ha!!
don't hang up on karl malone— Slate FistCrunch (@underwhelmed) April 28, 2007
is reminded of how John Stockton's mouth resembled a cat's anus.— Omar Seyal (@omarseyal) May 8, 2007
Also, send hate mentions to that guy.
...qu'il pensait de son style. (s'en est suivi un google image sur Jeff Hornacek).— Clément Guillou (@JeuneGuillou) February 13, 2008
Eating lunch with mark eaton— Mediajoltz (@MediaJoltz) June 27, 2007
listening to Thundering Herd discuss taxes and how it relates to Greg Ostertag... hysterical stuff.— Ryan Spoon (@ryanspoon) April 15, 2008
At the age of 23, basketball star "Pistol" Pete Maravich told a Pennsylvania reporter— kasey blahblahblah (@kaseyhatefuture) June 29, 2007
Testing the usefulness and practicality of "micro-blogging" (twitter) here at VMworld 2008 ...— darrellgriffith (@darrellgriffith) September 15, 2008
Wrong Griffith . . .
Best line from battle league: "son I'll test you/you so young you look like Howard Eisley's nephew"— jeffshaw (@jeffshaw) May 31, 2008
EP Andrei Kirilenko es nombrado MVP del Europeo: El pívot ruso Andrei Kirilenko, que ha liderado a Rusi.. http://tinyurl.com/2vzftv— EL PAIS (@el_pais) September 16, 2007
Mehmet Okur should be an All Star. Come on people!— Paul Mayne (@paulmayne) February 11, 2007
In line behind thurl bailey at iceburg at thanksgiving point.— Phil Burns (@Phil801) July 28, 2007
.B RUSS IS AT STEVES WEDDING..repeat..bryon russell is in the house...haaaa...— russ (@russe) December 4, 2008
Adrian Dantley coaching the Denver Nuggets tonight vs. the Pistons. Seeing him brings back some memories.— Ian Casselberry (@iancass) February 26, 2008
Deron Williams is CLUTCH— Paul Mayne (@paulmayne) May 8, 2007
what is the deal with Carlos Boozer's acne? Had he never heard of Proactive?— Paul Mayne (@paulmayne) February 24, 2007
Paul Millsap *deserves* the job of Carlos Boozer. Honestly.— Will Rispetto (@willrispetto) May 8, 2008
OMG I could swear I saw Matt Harpring— Tom Biro (@tombiro) April 17, 2008
This would have been my reaction too.
Trey burke knows where you live via his blog and google analytics— Graham High (@Graham_High) May 11, 2009
The word is that Alec Burks was recruited to CU by Chauncey Billups personally. Saw him play in the KC Pro Am - http://bit.ly/BurkstoCU— KC High School Hoops (@KCPREPHOOPS) May 7, 2009
Btw, I love how some people didn't think Billups would have been good for the team . . .
RT @ButlerBlue2: enjoying 'Roly Poly Puppies' and thinks you would to...dial 317-275-4444317-275-4444. [Nice work Gordon Hayward!]— Brad J Ward (@bradjward) December 1, 2008
enes kanter: ricky rubio ile beraber 90'ların getireceği en baba oyuncu olmaya aday fenerbahçe altyapısından yetişme forvet/pivot. b..— Riddler (@bunacevapver) March 23, 2009
Pack on top basketball recruit's list: Derrick Favors, the top-ranked basketball prospect in the cou.. http://tinyurl.com/6e6waz— newsobserver.com (@newsobserver) August 15, 2008
What about our bench?
@daanteee lmao danteee— iivaankkaaaa ♥ (@iivaankkaaaa) July 23, 2009
@daanteee you bloody love soldier front omg— iivaankkaaaa ♥ (@iivaankkaaaa) July 23, 2009
coming back from trader joe's. it's the best store in the world, after el corte inglés.— Jennifer Woodard M (@jenternational) May 12, 2007
About to go hear Rodney Hood speak.— Matt Davis (@CUWarrior) September 29, 2008
Bleacher Report Clemson vs. Maryland - Recap - March 02, 2008 ESPN - 3 hours ago Clemson's Trevor Booker (35) dunks over Maryland's Jer ...— Market_JP (@Market_JP) March 3, 2008
Trophée: also present in the opening game are Alexis Tanghe and Rudy Gobert. Watch the HD Live Stream of all games on www.europeanprospe ...— EuropeanProspects (@ChristopheEPcom) May 28, 2010
Shockers looked a lot better tonight. Garrett Stutz is gonna be a man. Toure Murry, too.— boblutz (@boblutz) November 25, 2008
Beijing Reaps Benefit of Protective Embrace - Ian Black and Cathy Scott-Clark: From The Guardian: China has e.. http://tinyurl.com/22r87j— China Digital Times (@CDT) September 29, 2007
A swing and a miss...
Playin' Bill Evans. The guy's a genius.— Jeremy Fain (@jeremy_fain) September 18, 2007
If I decided the 3pt contestants: steve novak, JJ redick, kobe, d gibson, korver, kapono— Nat Turner (@natsturner) February 17, 2008
... ground out?
What about international prospects?
@isopixel: Neto, que rifado sales cabrón! @adanvecindad: No seas tan cabrón con el Raúl. Pa' cuando organizamos la comilona? no se hagan— Jorge Cocompech (@_kuro) January 8, 2008
Wow -- Wolves could draft Jordan, Chalmers OR the 7'2" Ante Tomic? I thought all three might be gone by now. This could be great.— Kirk Walton (@RecruitingGuy) June 27, 2008
What about here?
Q & A With SLC Dunk: Before tonight's game against the Utah Jazz, I did a quick little email Q & A with Bask.. http://tinyurl.com/cehano— SB Nation (@SBNation) February 2, 2009
Aaahh, good times back when our team was in the palyoffs, and I posted once a week . . .
Wondering how in the world I'm going in incorporate twitter into all of my other stuff.— SLC Dunk (@slcdunk) February 7, 2009
@slcdunk it's actually a lot easier than you might think, especially if you just re-post links to SLCDunk stuff. TinyURL is your friend.— Layton Shumway (@theshums) February 7, 2009
@slcdunk Thanks for the follow John! I'm still working on http://sonicscentral.com but it's very light obviously.— Chris Meirose (@mrclm) February 7, 2009
@slcdunk You won't be able to incorporate it - Twitter will become the alpha and the omega.— Brian Spaeth (@brianspaeth) February 7, 2009
Ha ha ha, how true this all was.
Wait, you're forgetting about someone . . .
with the 38th pick in the 2007 NBA Draft the Philadelphia 76ers select Kyrylo Fesenko Ukraine!!!— Brian (@zergdonuts) June 29, 2007