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So now that we're tracking both the playoffs (the usual) and the lotto (the new) we have an expanded "While you were sleeping" schedule to track. Here was all the action from last night:
- The Nigerian doctor did not have trouble with dinner last night. (THIS is an inside joke)
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- Things are pretty bad in the Ukraine right now, and in South America. Also people are not doing so well in East Timor still. People in Bhutan are happy though.
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- Rob Ford is almost as Rob as he is Ford.
Movers and Shakers:
- I learned a new move at Zumba! class. It's called dislocating your hip to upbeat salsa music.
Tankapalooza:
| Record | Last 10 | Games vs | Standings | Game Result | ||||||||||||||
| Team | W | L | % | GB | W | L | % | Tot | B5 | B10 | B20 | Seed | Lotto | Last | Next | |||
| 1 | Milwaukee Bucks | 14 | 63 | 18% | 0.0 | 1 | 9 | 10% | 5 | 0 | 1 | 2 | East 15 | 1 | ||||
| 2 | Philadelphia 76ers | 17 | 60 | 22% | 3.0 | 2 | 8 | 20% | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | East 14 | 2 | ||||
| 3 | Orlando Magic *4 | 22 | 55 | 29% | 8.0 | 3 | 7 | 30% | 5 | 0 | 0 | 2 | East 13 | 3 | ||||
| 4 | Boston Celtics *7 | 23 | 54 | 30% | 9.0 | 1 | 9 | 10% | 5 | 1 | 2 | 4 | East 12 | 4 | ||||
| 5 | Utah Jazz *2 | 24 | 53 | 31% | 10.0 | 2 | 8 | 20% | 5 | 0 | 1 | 4 | West 15 | 5 | vs DAL | |||
| 6 | Los Angeles Lakers | 25 | 52 | 32% | 11.0 | 3 | 7 | 30% | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | West 14 | 6 | vs HOU | |||
| 7 | Sacramento Kings | 27 | 50 | 35% | 13.0 | 4 | 6 | 40% | 5 | 0 | 0 | 2 | West 13 | 7 | vs OKC | |||
| 8 | Detroit Pistons | 28 | 49 | 36% | 14.0 | 3 | 7 | 30% | 5 | 0 | 1 | 2 | East 11 | 8 | @ ATL | |||
| 9 | Cleveland Cavaliers | 31 | 47 | 40% | 16.5 | 5 | 5 | 50% | 4 | 2 | 3 | 4 | East 10 | 9 | ||||
| 10 | New Orleans Pelicans *5 | 32 | 45 | 42% | 18.0 | 5 | 5 | 50% | 5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | West 11 | 10 | ||||
| 11 | New York Knicks *3 | 33 | 45 | 42% | 18.5 | 5 | 5 | 50% | 4 | 0 | 0 | 1 | East 9 | 11 | ||||
| 12 | Denver Nuggets *3,4 | 33 | 44 | 43% | 19.0 | 3 | 7 | 30% | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | West 12 | 12 | ||||
| 13 | Atlanta Hawks *1, 7 | 34 | 42 | 45% | 20.5 | 3 | 7 | 30% | 6 | 2 | 3 | 5 | East 8 | vs DET | ||||
| 14 | Minnesota Timberwolves | 38 | 38 | 50% | 24.5 | 4 | 6 | 40% | 6 | 1 | 2 | 3 | West 10 | 13 | vs SAS | |||
| 15 | x | Charlotte Bobcats *6 | 39 | 38 | 51% | 25.0 | 6 | 4 | 60% | 5 | 2 | 2 | 3 | East 7 | ||||
| 16 | x | Brooklyn Nets *1, 7 | 42 | 34 | 55% | 28.5 | 7 | 3 | 70% | 6 | 2 | 4 | 5 | East 6 | @ MIA | |||
| 17 | Memphis Grizzlies | 45 | 32 | 58% | 31.0 | 5 | 5 | 50% | 5 | 1 | 2 | 4 | West 9 | 14 | ||||
| 18 | Phoenix Suns | 46 | 31 | 60% | 32.0 | 8 | 2 | 80% | 5 | 0 | 1 | 4 | West 8 | |||||
| 19 | Dallas Mavericks | 47 | 31 | 60% | 32.5 | 6 | 4 | 60% | 4 | 1 | 1 | 3 | West 7 | @ UTA | ||||
| 20 | Golden State Warriors *2 | 48 | 29 | 62% | 34.0 | 7 | 3 | 70% | 5 | 0 | 1 | 4 | West 6 | |||||
| 1* - ATL has right to swap picks with BKN | ||||||||||||||||||
| 2* - UTA owns GSW pick | ||||||||||||||||||
| 3* - DEN owns NYK pick | ||||||||||||||||||
| 4* - DEN owes ORL their lower of their two 1st rnd picks | ||||||||||||||||||
| 5* - NOP owes PHI their 1st rnd pick (Top 5 prot) | ||||||||||||||||||
| 6* - CHA owes CHI their 1st rnd pick (Top 10 prot) | ||||||||||||||||||
| 7* - Worst of ATL/BKN owes BOS their 1st round pick | ||||||||||||||||||
| x - Clinched Playoffs | ||||||||||||||||||
Tonight's Action:
Lots of games tonight that matter . . .
- DAL @ UTA -- Utah can't afford to win this one because . . .
- HOU @ LAL -- Rockets will surely win, and . . .
- OKC @ SAC -- Thunder will surely win, and . . .
- DET @ ATL -- Detroit will surely lose.
- SAS @ MIN -- Spurs should win here no trouble.
- BKN @ MIA -- And Heat should feast.