Another week is about to start, so let's recap what happened in Utah Jazz -land in social media!
Former One-man-fast-break, Dee Brown , has a daughter who is being taught at a young age how to play like Derek Fisher .
On the other end of the spectrum, John Stockton 's daughter is, to her north west roots, into Grunge.
Bigman Kyrylo Fesenko has a . . . bruise?
The bruise is probably a product of making fun of his . . . uh . . . Grandma's glasses, I'm thinking?
Gordon Hayward signed for big money. P3 posted a pic of him jumping for joy!
Gordon Hayward 's wife is apparently using the same wardrobe as the cast of the late 90s TV show "Martin".
They got money now! They can spend!
As for his contract, Mark Eaton had this to add:
@gordonhayward @utahjazz Congrats Gordon! Well done!— Mark Eaton (@markeaton7ft4) July 12, 2014
How about this great pick of Trey Burke and Ian Clark on their way to Vegas?
Or, alternatively, Burke's "weed" socks?
Frenchman Rudy Gobert knows a thing or two about Tour Eiffels and Montolfier balloons . . . was still impressed.
Someone needs to help C.J. Miles with his grocery shopping. I'm not mad. I just think there needs to be, like, some meats and veggies in there.
We haven't mentioned Steve Novak in a while . . . so here's a great original art piece of him by you know who . . .
Andrei Kirilenko's kid is having like the craziest summer ever. So his family sends him off to camp.
Kid is tall, by the way
And then his dad opens up a Hooters, in Moscow.
Here John Lucas III breaks it all down:
You can never her the negativity if you always keep a positive mind. I make no excuses for who I am. Good Af… http://t.co/04x41wleBe— John Lucas III (@Luke1luk) July 13, 2014
Morris Almond has a different perspective:
don't try too hard to understand this thing i'll call the matrix. there's a flow to it. respect it but don't try to control it.— Morris Almond (@FreeMoAlmond) July 13, 2014
But Mamma Burke explains that's really important to us fans right now::
I've always been a @rudygobert15 fan & I like what I'm seeing in the post. Now let's get these FT together. #utahjazz— Ronda Burke (@Rondaburke2) July 13, 2014
And yes, today is Dante Exum's birthday, so we have to show this again.