Disclaimer #1: If someone has already pointed this out, I'm sorry. You can claim precedence in the comments section.
Disclaimer #2: This comparison has nothing to do with Coach Q's character. It's just for fun.
Exhibit B-- Kobe: "Why should I welcome you, Gandalf Stormcrow?" Coach: "A just question, my liege."
Exhibit C-- "So fair, yet so cold like a morning of pale Spring still clinging to Winter's chill."
The Lord of The Rings: The Two Towers is infinitely more interesting now (to me, anyway).