Who Is Quin Snyder really?

Disclaimer #1: If someone has already pointed this out, I'm sorry. You can claim precedence in the comments section.

Disclaimer #2: This comparison has nothing to do with Coach Q's character. It's just for fun.

Exhibit A--

Exhibit B-- Kobe: "Why should I welcome you, Gandalf Stormcrow?" Coach: "A just question, my liege."

Exhibit C-- "So fair, yet so cold like a morning of pale Spring still clinging to Winter's chill."

The Lord of The Rings: The Two Towers is infinitely more interesting now (to me, anyway).

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