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The mighty Utah Jazz will be playing another one of their many back-to-back games tonight. This time the second night of the back to back has our Jazzmen visiting the San Antonio Spurs. The Spurs are perfect. Everyone will tell you all about them. Gag me with a spoon. The Spurs only exist to prove that there's no justice in the world. The Spurs are the rich best friend guy who stabs you in the back and takes your girl, in that "Count of Monte Christo" way. (Guy Pierce?) The Spurs are zombies who will never die, and seem to have a better chance at bringing in free agents than big market teams in New York or Los Angeles. It's not jealousy, it's rage. I rage at the thought of this Misses Robinson franchise parading around like Gods on Earth. If asked "U Mad bro" my answer at this point has to be "yes."
Also, they seem to have a lot of fans in areas of very low population density.
Starters:
- PG: Raul Neto vs. Tony Parker
- SG: Rodney Hood vs. Danny Green
- SF: Gordon Hayward vs. Kawhi Leonard
- PF: Bob's your Uncle vs. LaMarcus Aldridge
- C: Derrick Favors vs. Tim Duncan
Bob's your uncle is either Trey Lyles or Trevor Booker
Key Bench:
- Trey Burke vs. Patrick Mills
- Alec Burks vs. Manu Ginobili
- Joe Ingles vs. Jonathon Simmons
- Trey L or Trev B vs. David West
Injuries / Absences:
- Rudy Gobert (UTA - starting C) -- OUT
- Dante Exum (UTA - starting PG) -- OUT
- Tibor Pleiss (UTA - reserve C) -- NBA DL