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I'm not going to mince words. Other than about a combined 3 weeks during the offseason, writing these DBs is a chore. As you can imagine, there is a dearth of Jazz related information.
So, while we're sitting in limbo, waiting for the lottery, lets check in with some Jazz men.
Gordon went for a hike:
Looks like he's still in Utah.
Trevor Booker watched that boxing match the other night:
Everybody talking about they wasted 99 dollars on this fight. Nobody told yall to get HD.
— Trevor Booker (@35_Fitz) May 3, 2015
(The fight cost $90 for standard definition, so... I guess he's not wrong)
Derrick Favors is taking a cue from the teachers of the country, and getting a summer job:
I dare somebody to order a 55-win season from @dfavors14 during his McDonald shift next Tuesday.
— Jody Genessy (@DJJazzyJody) May 1, 2015
@DJJazzyJody hahaha I'll order that for myself
— Derrick Favors (@dfavors14) May 1, 2015
If he works really hard, he may be able to make shift supervisor by the end of the summer.
Rudy is on his celebrity blitz of Paris, this time at the beIN sports studios (You know that channel that you pay extra for, just so you can watch the occasional English football cup tournament or La Liga soccer games).
Today is May 4th. This is also a completely made up pop culture holiday to celebrate Star Wars because it sounds like "May the Force." I usually dislike manufactured holidays like Valentines Day, but I support this one. Go watch Star Wars. All Day. Ignore your responsibilities and just watch Star Wars all day. Tell your bosses SLC Dunk excused you. We'll take the blame (you wouldn't believe what we already get blamed for)
Here is a picture from the set of the new Star Wars movie:
#MayThe4thBeWithYou Star Wars fans! #TheForceAwakens pic.twitter.com/vuQvbBUNl8
— Mark Julian (@_MarkJulian) May 4, 2015