All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players: they have their exits and their entrances; and one man in his time plays many parts, his acts being seven ages.
11:00AM MST / 1:00PM EST
Will it be broadcasted anywhere?
Rumor has it that it will be broadcasted on UtahJazz.com.
Why did this happen?
The Utah Jazz's once promising season came to an official end last night in a loss to Father Time and the Los Angeles Lakers. In that game the Utah Jazz allowed Kobe Bryant to score 60 points. To be fair, the game was more of a formality to a season that gave Jazz fans playoff aspirations. The Utah Jazz had been officially eliminated from the playoffs moments before the game when the Sacramento Kings and their YMCA team masquerading as an NBA team lost to the Houston Rockets.
Last night's Jazz vs Lakers game served as a Viking funeral for an injury ridden and eventful season.
Do I have to watch it?
Only if you hate yourself like we do.
Is the season over?
Yes. But don't worry. We'll have Draft coverage, Free Agency coverage, and we'll hype up how your favorite player put on muscle and how that will magically give him the ability to suddenly become a star all during the offseason.