"Semmi! Stop that immediately! We are here in Queens to search for a Queen! It is rude to stare."
"My Prince Akeem, I am not staring at a woman, but just how bad the Utah Jazz were on defense last season."
"Do not be silly! They were a sufficiently fine defensive club!"
"No, my Prince. Look at the opponent's FG% over the last twenty years and see for yourself!"