Please rate Rudy Gobert's fresh cut on a scale of 1-10:
Oh, and he met Serena Williams:
If you don't follow Morris Almond on Twitter, you're missing the novel/essay he's writing about Steph Curry:
you guys do realize there's a raging sociopath underneath the cuddly adolescent exterior of Stephen Curry basking in all this praise lmaooo— Morris Almond (@FreeMoAlmond) May 18, 2015
Steph Curry's game is literally witnessing bipolar impulsivity in flight, unchecked. pull up 30 footers on a whim. a thing to behold.— Morris Almond (@FreeMoAlmond) May 18, 2015
every time Steph Curry flings some whimsical left-handed behind-the-back pass, the raging sociopath hiding in him winks at me lmaooo— Morris Almond (@FreeMoAlmond) May 20, 2015
sociopathy in its most adorable form. Riley illustrating precisely what's going on behind dad's dreamy green eyes. https://t.co/jgihgeiLCt— Morris Almond (@FreeMoAlmond) May 20, 2015
even Dell knows his boy didn't inherit MVP ability from his spot-up shooter extraordinaire DNA lol. Steph's virtuosity is all 100% Sonya.— Morris Almond (@FreeMoAlmond) May 20, 2015
the forces in Sonya-level beauty have left civilizations in ruins. Dell tamed it, mated with it, then taught it proper jump shot mechanics.— Morris Almond (@FreeMoAlmond) May 20, 2015
had Sonya Curry been seeded up and abandoned by a local VA hustler instead of Dell, she would've given us Chris Brown instead of Steph.— Morris Almond (@FreeMoAlmond) May 20, 2015
how do you game plan against a beige sociopath who flings pre-game hail mary's from the entry tunnel like it's perfectly normal lmao.— Morris Almond (@FreeMoAlmond) May 22, 2015
because his transcendent performance is being discredited by a sociopath with disarming green eyes and charm lmao https://t.co/SrKlWa4OUN— Morris Almond (@FreeMoAlmond) May 22, 2015
Finally, our Jazzmen are expanding their horizons. Trey Burke has left the U.S. for the first time in his life and is in the Philippines with Jordan Clarkson and Horace Grant.
He previously posted a picture of the welcome basket he got at the Marriott, but deleted it soon after along with several videos including the one in which he talked about this being his first trip out of the U.S.
Christapher Johnson, meanwhile, has graduated at some point in the recent or distant past. (H/T @5kl)