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I’m going to give full credit to the following twitter account for what I’m about to do. This concept is NOT my idea, but the comparisons are. Give this guy a follow, he’s really funny.
The Golden State Warriors blew it harder than a Blow Pop against Memphis. #NBA #DubNation pic.twitter.com/IauFNFPJws
— Useless Comparisons (@Useless_Comps) January 7, 2017
So, without further ado, let’s dive in. We’ll start here:
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I guess the Memphis Grizzlies are pretty hot right now. They just beat the vaunted Golden State Warriors, after all. Can the Utah Jazz keep up?
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“What’s that?” says Rudy, “You want to come into the paint, little grizzly bear? Not today.” I’d say the Jazz will be fine. However, this next stat should worry you a bit:
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Man, why is this guy even on the team?
Good luck, Jazz!