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Utah Jazz vs Memphis Grizzlies: The Overtone

Off-the-wall stuff concerning today’s game.

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I’m going to give full credit to the following twitter account for what I’m about to do. This concept is NOT my idea, but the comparisons are. Give this guy a follow, he’s really funny.

So, without further ado, let’s dive in. We’ll start here:

I guess the Memphis Grizzlies are pretty hot right now. They just beat the vaunted Golden State Warriors, after all. Can the Utah Jazz keep up?

“What’s that?” says Rudy, “You want to come into the paint, little grizzly bear? Not today.” I’d say the Jazz will be fine. However, this next stat should worry you a bit:

Man, why is this guy even on the team?

Good luck, Jazz!