I’m going to give full credit to the following twitter account for what I’m about to do. This concept is NOT my idea, but the comparisons are. Give this guy a follow, he’s really funny.
So, without further ado, let’s dive in. We’ll start here:
“What’s that?” says Rudy, “You want to come into the paint, little grizzly bear? Not today.” I’d say the Jazz will be fine. However, this next stat should worry you a bit:
Man, why is this guy even on the team?
Good luck, Jazz!